Shit science
 

very closely related to shit medicine but encompassing oh so much more- such as this

which originated from a dissertation titled 'Promiscuous men more likely to rape' as noted here

weird how things get turned around eh?

(I suppose a better title for this post would be- 'badly reported science' but it doesn't have that same 'zing!' factor does it?)

Worst research ever?

how not to do it :)

Orthomolecular 'medicine'

That telegraph report! Fucking hell - I do hope they get shamed into a retraction and apologise! And some of the comments on Goldacre's report in the Guardian! Some very unenlightened people in there.

I have found the King of Shit Science. This guy has advanced beyond - way beyond - what could be considered Normal Shit Science. Here's a quote from his blog, Scientific Strings:

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Yes, it's one sentence. No, it doesn't make any sense.

Can anyone make sense of this psycho?

I ran out of breath- and my head hurts :(

well one good thing- they refused to pay for prayer lol

Uh... ow.. that made my head hurt... >>

Stunning brilliance.
At last, an in depth solution for The Distant Starlight Problem.

:vomit:

I think that it's very accurate and correct, now why didn't any one else think of this before? :vomit:

In particular, we find that an observer-centric anisotropic synchrony convention eliminates the distant starlight problem by reducing radially inward-directed light travel-time in the reference frame of the observer to zero.

Awesome! Not like the speed of light is one of those pesky constants in physics or anything.
I just KNOW i'm going to get a headache when i read an article trying to be science but starting with "According to the Bible..."

"According to Einstein, there is no “true” time if by that we mean an objective universal synchrony convention that doesn’t depend on position or velocity. The person who argues otherwise has slipped into non-Einstein thinking. ASC is a perfectly legitimate synchrony convention. Therefore, God really did create (the entire Universe) in six ordinary days, and the light really did reach earth on Day Four."

Wat.

I gots a solution: re-categorise the "distant starlight problem" as "the distant starlight".

No problem!

This kinda sorta reminds me of another person who claims to do read science papers :D

The caveat in paragraph 19

Whoever wrote this had intentions of being confusing. Reading through it I noticed unneccessary terms. Using big words has the opposite of the desired effect when used incorrectly.