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Smellyoldgit 04-17-2018 01:34 PM

Jesus Fucking Bollocks!!
 
How the fuck can this fucking bullshit happen in the 21st century?
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The Vatican has opened its doors for its annual exorcism course amid increasing demand among some of the world's Catholic communities.

As many as 250 priests from 50 countries have arrived in Rome to learn how to identify demonic possession, to hear personal accounts from other priests and to find out more about the rituals behind expelling demons.
Oh, I forgot - we're talking cat-licking horseshit, and the advanced legion is still stuck around 700 years behind the civilized world. :rolleyes:

hertz vanrental 04-17-2018 09:03 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 692382)
How the fuck can this fucking bullshit happen in the 21st century?

Oh, I forgot - we're talking cat-licking horseshit, and the advanced legion is still stuck around 700 years behind the civilized world. :rolleyes:

How can this happen in this day and age?

Easily.

The kat licker crutch is the richest entity in the world. It's not about religion, it's about money and power, oh, and sex, especially with young children.

It caters for low-rent individuals with IQs of plants and uses superstitious nonsense, which the low-renters buy, to further its aims.

Take a look at papist bitch mary and android IQ 6.

Now ask your question again.

hertz vanrental 04-17-2018 11:34 PM

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hertz vanrental wrote (Post 692387)
How can this happen in this day and age?

Easily.

The kat licker crutch is the richest entity in the world. It's not about religion, it's about money and power, oh, and sex, especially with young children.

It caters for low-rent individuals with IQs of plants and uses superstitious nonsense, which the low-renters buy, to further its aims.

Take a look at papist bitch mary and android IQ 6.

Now ask your question again.

The more these kat licking bastards can hold back progress, the longer the twats can hold on to their power and the richer the cunts get. It also means that they can continue to abuse our children.

Kinich Ahau 04-18-2018 12:56 AM

I wonder whether they will find the Trolling Fuckwit Demon

Andrew66 04-19-2018 06:42 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 692382)
How the fuck can this fucking bullshit happen in the 21st century?

Oh, I forgot - we're talking cat-licking horseshit, and the advanced legion is still stuck around 700 years behind the civilized world. :rolleyes:

I'd love to take this course, what fun!

Too bad only Priests allowed.:(

Kinich Ahau 04-19-2018 07:01 PM

AndyIQ-21, It looks like you have the demon that makes people think demons are real

---as well as the gloryhole demon of course.

Sinfidel 09-06-2018 04:03 AM

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hertz vanrental wrote (Post 692390)
The more these kat licking bastards can hold back progress, the longer the twats can hold on to their power and the richer the cunts get. It also means that they can continue to abuse our children.




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Pope Francis Recommends “Silence” to Deal With Child Sex Abuse Cover-Up Claims

As the Catholic Church deals with wide-ranging allegations of child sex abuse and associated cover-ups, Pope Francis stood up during Mass and told his followers about the virtues of “silence” and “prayer.”

Silence is the last thing needed when victims are already having difficulty speaking up, but the Catholic leader thinks otherwise. Specifically, the pope pushed silence and prayer in response to those seeking scandal and division.

http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2...edium=facebook


http://wp.production.patheos.com/sub..._165469175.jpg

Smellyoldgit 09-06-2018 07:59 AM

Well, the Catholic church once again demonstrates just how out of touch with reality it remains. I think the poop should explore the virtues of "throat-punching" and "blunt-knife castration" in dealing with rapist priests - but I always was a bit of a moderate in such matters.

hertz vanrental 09-06-2018 12:19 PM

Can anyone help, please?
 
Please help. In this photo, is his oilyness, poop frankpiss, blowing a kiss to his favourite choir boy:shhh: or is he telling cat lickers everywhere to shut the fuck up when it comes to sex scandals in the church in spite of his overtures to the contrary?

Sinfidel 11-16-2018 02:01 PM

https://scontent.fybz1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...fc&oe=5C7A83F8

dogpet 11-17-2018 01:15 PM

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hertz vanrental wrote (Post 695224)
Please help. In this photo, is his oilyness, poop frankpiss, blowing a kiss to his favourite choir boy:shhh: or is he telling cat lickers everywhere to shut the fuck up when it comes to sex scandals in the church in spite of his overtures to the contrary?

Finger sniff after being in a boys pants obv.

Sinfidel 11-26-2018 11:44 AM

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Kate Beckinsale is the latest celebrity to try the treatment, which uses a serum derived from babies’ circumcised penises.
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/...um-anti-ageing

Trust the Rabbis to find a way to supplement their income!
And then they pretend to use KOREAN foreskins! :lol:

Smellyoldgit 11-26-2018 05:46 PM

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Sinfidel wrote (Post 695289)

Shirly there's no pulling back once you've tried this .... :|

Sinfidel 11-27-2018 08:41 AM

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...8c&oe=5C67BBB7


:lol:

Smellyoldgit 01-08-2019 05:35 PM

Stupid Fucker!

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People's dependence on smartphones and modern technology could bring about the coming of the Antichrist, the leader of the Russian Orthodox Church has warned. "The Antichrist is the person who will be at the head of the worldwide web, controlling all of humankind"
I bet this has got the regulation redneck & standard buybull-belt fucknuggets writing up the next round of rapture predictions! :\

hertz vanrental 01-09-2019 09:38 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 695320)
Stupid Fucker!



I bet this has got the regulation redneck & standard buybull-belt fucknuggets writing up the next round of rapture predictions! :\

In the beginning, there was the word and the word was: http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html.

All hail HTML.

All Hail URI.

All Hail HTTP.

All hail Sir Tim Berners-Lee.

All Hail W3C.

Sinfidel 04-06-2019 09:50 AM

https://scontent.fybz1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...5e&oe=5D02ABDE

Sinfidel 04-22-2019 07:34 AM

The end is nigh!
 
https://www.foxnews.com/science/bibl...erologist-says


Thank our politicians for giving us the right to believe stuff like this, and those hard working tax exempt preachers giving us timely warning of the coming end on April 23rd! hallelujah


:rock:

hertz vanrental 04-22-2019 10:19 AM

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Sinfidel wrote (Post 695482)
https://www.foxnews.com/science/bibl...erologist-says


Thank our politicians for giving us the right to believe stuff like this, and those hard working tax exempt preachers giving us timely warning of the coming end on April 23rd! hallelujah


:rock:

April 23 is tomorrow. In what way is this warning timely, pray tell?

How do I complete my bucket list in less than 6 hours, ffs?:lol:

Smellyoldgit 04-22-2019 03:56 PM

I wonder if the pea-brains get craptured in their shoes? I could do with some decent soled footware for dog walking. Who should I contact to place a reservation on a decent pair? Knowing my luck it's first come first served and I'll end up with fucking white socks & sandals. :(

hertz vanrental 04-23-2019 12:20 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 695484)
I wonder if the pea-brains get craptured in their shoes? I could do with some decent soled footware for dog walking. Who should I contact to place a reservation on a decent pair? Knowing my luck it's first come first served and I'll end up with fucking white socks & sandals. :(

Well, we're still here. What a fuckin' shock.

White socks and sandals? Have some respect for yourself, man.:lol: If you don't, at least do it for the dog, ffs.:\


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