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muse 02-14-2012 10:34 AM

Exodus 12:7,,, Was the Passover announced on TV ?
 
I know it never happened, but How in the HELL did all the hundreds or thousands of people hear of the first Passover so they could prepare? Where did they get a Lamb to kill if they were poor? Was it announced by their imaginary God on the local news? How do preachers explain this shit?

Stargazer 02-14-2012 10:51 AM

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muse wrote (Post 659561)
I know it never happened, but How in the HELL did all the hundreds or thousands of people hear of the first Passover so they could prepare? Where did they get a Lamb to kill if they were poor? Was it announced by their imaginary God on the local news? How do preachers explain this shit?

That's the thing. They don't.

Because it never happened, and it gets easier to tell that the more details you try to address.

Keeping it simple glosses over all that lack of logic.

muse 02-14-2012 10:59 AM

Thanks for the reply. I am writing an E book and wanted to point out the better points of BS. We AGREE it's all BS, but this must be a short book.

Stargazer 02-14-2012 11:08 AM

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muse wrote (Post 659570)
I am writing an E book and wanted to point out the better points of BS. We AGREE it's all BS, but this must be a short book.

What's the title?


Best of the BS: The Bible


:P

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Actually you could do a whole series using various holy books, etc.

muse 02-14-2012 11:09 AM

Damn good idea.

Stargazer 02-14-2012 11:12 AM

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muse wrote (Post 659574)
Damn good idea.

Just trying to help......


:angel:

Davin 02-14-2012 11:16 AM

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Stargazer wrote (Post 659576)
Just trying to help......


:angel:

Well, that's a little ironic.

Stargazer 02-14-2012 11:18 AM

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Davin wrote (Post 659577)
Well, that's a little ironic.

The angel smiley or the fact that I was trying to help?

:P

Davin 02-14-2012 11:19 AM

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Stargazer wrote (Post 659579)
The angel smiley or the fact that I was trying to help?

:P

That you're not the one named "muse".

Stargazer 02-14-2012 11:24 AM

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Davin wrote (Post 659581)
That you're not the one named "muse".

:D Hadn't thought of that, good one.

So, would that be Thalia, muse of comedy or Melpomene, muse of tragedy?

Davin 02-14-2012 11:28 AM

You don't seem very tragic and are often funny, so I'd say you're more likely Thalia.

Stargazer 02-14-2012 11:45 AM

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Davin wrote (Post 659589)
You don't seem very tragic and are often funny, so I'd say you're more likely Thalia.

Thalia it is then!

Thanks, Davin!

Her symbol is the comic mask:

http://www.masksandpuppets.com/gg_comic.jpg

muse 02-14-2012 11:48 AM

"Don't Step In It" or " Come Unto Me" are my first thoughts for a name, They may not be well received by the religious right.
Perhaps "Santorum's Ghost Or GOAT."
Honestly, I have no good ideas for a name. Perhaps we could have a poll.

Stargazer 02-14-2012 11:49 AM

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muse wrote (Post 659600)
"Don't Step In It" or " Come Unto Me" are my first thoughts for a name, They may not be well received by the religious right.
Perhaps "Santorum's Ghost Or GOAT."
Honestly, I have no good ideas for a name. Perhaps we could have a poll.

Finish writing it first. Then the name may become self-evident.

Eternal 02-14-2012 11:52 AM

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muse wrote (Post 659600)
"Don't Step In It" or " Come Unto Me" are my first thoughts for a name, They may not be well received by the religious right.
Perhaps "Santorum's Ghost Or GOAT."
Honestly, I have no good ideas for a name. Perhaps we could have a poll.

How about Reasoning and Rationality for Religious Retards, it would be sure to get a mention on the Jonathan Ross show.


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