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Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-12-2010, 08:25 PM
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Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
No need to be a cunt about it........

No need to be a cunt about it........
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-09-2010, 09:22 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
Well, that's just racialist innit. Perhaps you...

Well, that's just racialist innit. Perhaps you should study the work of the well known sociologist Maury.....
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-09-2010, 02:03 AM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
Hi, can I buy you a drink? Sure! Awesome. So,...

Hi, can I buy you a drink?

Sure!

Awesome. So, what do you do?

I be da herpes HIT WOMAN!

Excuse me, I have to leave now.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 09-22-2009, 10:29 AM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
including how you met Ricky Gervais.....

including how you met Ricky Gervais.....
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 09-15-2009, 12:54 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
Is that guy in the lead actually in charge, or...

Is that guy in the lead actually in charge, or did his comrades just find out that he's a bit jewy?
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 08-26-2009, 11:51 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
Honky Jesus may not be "realistic" but that ark...

Honky Jesus may not be "realistic" but that ark has sailed in any case.

But to be fair to the rednecks (why? Fuck nose), if I found out that Earth Wind and Fire was a group of white teens from...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 08-26-2009, 10:51 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
if Jesus was black then how come there was...

if Jesus was black then how come there was slavery?

Yeah, QED motherfucker.

Oh wait, the bible says slavery is ok. Shit. You win this round.......
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 08-26-2009, 04:54 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
I did arrange a collection of wooden cubes each...

I did arrange a collection of wooden cubes each with different letters on them (what are they for? Fuck knows, it was some sort of craft store wherein almost everything is utterly pointless) to spell...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 08-17-2009, 02:46 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
I knew cows emit a lot of methane but that's a...

I knew cows emit a lot of methane but that's a bit much
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-13-2009, 07:55 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
perhaps the fact that fifty other guys had...

perhaps the fact that fifty other guys had already pissed on it (or worse) would dampen your ardor
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-26-2009, 10:03 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
It's not that pic cal, it's just that you have...

It's not that pic cal, it's just that you have gotten into all these arguments with people who have made total sense, and your response to them has been to get even crazier, which they don't like,...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-26-2009, 09:09 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
I used to kind of like you Cal, despite your...

I used to kind of like you Cal, despite your undeniable craziness, but lately you've turned into a bit of a wanker. You might as well be ILJ.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-19-2009, 08:23 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
:lol: awesome!

:lol:

awesome!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-18-2009, 03:42 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
Those hats look like they were made by the BBC in...

Those hats look like they were made by the BBC in 1980
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-07-2009, 01:46 AM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
dude, you have the gayest handwriting. Not that...

dude, you have the gayest handwriting.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Just saying.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-21-2009, 10:06 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
you'd have to have some pretty nasty feet to...

you'd have to have some pretty nasty feet to justify wearing those
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-12-2009, 10:40 AM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
Mud flap lady? Sounds like you're talking about...

Mud flap lady? Sounds like you're talking about she who must not be named...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-03-2009, 10:50 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
It says a lot about Falwell that I can't tell if...

It says a lot about Falwell that I can't tell if that's for real or not.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-03-2009, 12:31 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
Holy fuck, she looks like some kind of batman...

Holy fuck, she looks like some kind of batman villain ("the minger"?). What a nutter. Her surgeons should not be allowed to do that as she is clearly mentally unbalanced.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-16-2009, 03:30 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
He also runs a training school for geese......

He also runs a training school for geese......
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-16-2009, 03:21 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
It was revealed to me in a dream

It was revealed to me in a dream
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-16-2009, 03:13 PM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
Obviously the pilot was a christian and he used...

Obviously the pilot was a christian and he used the power of jesus to save all those people from the power of jesus
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-07-2009, 11:11 AM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
I haven't seen it, but if it is even half as...

I haven't seen it, but if it is even half as entertaining as watching Mr. Hasselhoff trying to eat a burger while shitfaced then I have missed out.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-07-2009, 10:17 AM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
David Hasselhoff records are also made in...

David Hasselhoff records are also made in Germany, which seems to disagree with your premise.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-31-2008, 10:40 AM
Replies: 4,006
Views: 542,139
Posted By Choobus
I was highly amused last year when I visited the...

I was highly amused last year when I visited the vatican to see a woman being denied access because her skirt was only knee length. It's an amazing place, and it's easy to see why simple folk could...
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