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Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-23-2011, 04:12 PM
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You know he could mix a mean Bloody Mary.

You know he could mix a mean Bloody Mary.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-23-2011, 03:43 PM
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4) Stand-Up Comic Jesus

4) Stand-Up Comic Jesus
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-23-2011, 12:01 PM
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9) Porn Star Jesus.

9) Porn Star Jesus.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-19-2011, 05:55 PM
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3) Snitches Get Stitches: Tales for New Prison...

3) Snitches Get Stitches: Tales for New Prison Bitches.

Includes the cautionary parable "Twitch's Itchy Britches."
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-16-2011, 10:11 AM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
2) They are proof of the doctrine of intelligent...

2) They are proof of the doctrine of intelligent falling. Gravity's just a theory!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-08-2010, 04:51 PM
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8) having the balls to defile the name of...

8) having the balls to defile the name of legitimate research by calling their mysticism "creation science."
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-30-2010, 05:43 AM
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4) Why let the teachers have all the fun?

4) Why let the teachers have all the fun?
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-01-2010, 12:18 PM
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4) The priest who molested me said that Jesus had...

4) The priest who molested me said that Jesus had a special place in heaven for boys who pleased priests. Are you telling me that I got molested for nothing???
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-24-2010, 10:23 AM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
4) Baaaaa

4) Baaaaa
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-27-2008, 09:26 PM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Catholics have been doing that for a...

Catholics have been doing that for a while:

http://www.think-israel.org/mar06pix/dreyfus.hitlersalute2.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Hitler1928.jpg
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-27-2008, 05:09 PM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
9) Mental gymnastics

9) Mental gymnastics
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-23-2008, 07:35 PM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
You don't think the Catholics would actually let...

You don't think the Catholics would actually let that happen, do you?
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-23-2008, 04:53 PM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
7) The overuse of resources will be alleviated...

7) The overuse of resources will be alleviated by the reduction of the world population. The exact percentage of the reduction is unknown, since many Christians believe incorrectly, and will thus...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-18-2008, 05:09 PM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
FrrhEajpoC8

FrrhEajpoC8
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-16-2007, 12:13 AM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
2, again) Conflicting protocols. When the UNIVAC...

2, again) Conflicting protocols. When the UNIVAC inside her skull processes a response that dismantles her tenuous argument, it kicks back a message reading "NONSENSE." This message is intended to...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 10-24-2007, 07:32 PM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
6) Jesus. The real, historical Jesus. The...

6) Jesus. The real, historical Jesus.

The itinerant preacher who blasphemed against the one true god, YHWH, about two millennia ago. Turns out he was a crazy liar, since he wasn't who his...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-20-2007, 06:52 PM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
9) Find his missing class ring...

9) Find his missing class ring...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-05-2007, 10:22 AM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
"Look out, kid! He's trying to give you the high...

"Look out, kid! He's trying to give you the high hard one!"
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-05-2007, 10:13 AM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
5) Play "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the...

5) Play "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the Communion Rite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_mass#The_Communion_Rite); after all, "while Communion is distributed, an appropriate song is...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-04-2007, 07:40 PM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Damn: I missed my chance to offer up...

Damn: I missed my chance to offer up "Presbyterians ---> Britney Spears."[/quote]
:lol::lol::lol:
I know I missed my chance to submit Anne Coulter’s book:
“Godless: The Church of Liberalism”...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-04-2007, 01:14 PM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Nope. Not worth it. Too high a price. Sorry...

Nope. Not worth it. Too high a price.

Sorry Hannah.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-04-2007, 01:01 PM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Damn: I missed my chance to offer up...

Damn: I missed my chance to offer up "Presbyterians ---> Britney Spears."


Is that Hannah's new do?

I'd tap that. Just sayin'.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-27-2007, 04:24 PM
Replies: 9,237
Views: 582,508
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
8) Cannibalism (symbolic or "literal," depending...

8) Cannibalism (symbolic or "literal," depending on the degree of Christ-psychosis)
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-27-2007, 03:34 PM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
2) What Was I Thinking - Dierks Bentley

2) What Was I Thinking - Dierks Bentley
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-25-2007, 03:15 PM
Replies: 9,237
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
It will truly be a miracle if the thread rests...

It will truly be a miracle if the thread rests dead in the grave for three days (ya know -- half of a Friday, a whole Saturday, and third of a Sunday) only to be gloriously resurrected (thereby...
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