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Forum: Sciences 08-15-2015, 08:26 AM
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I've entertained the idea of starting my own...

I've entertained the idea of starting my own church, just for the entertainment value.
Forum: Sciences 08-09-2015, 11:15 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
Come on! Answer! What are you, chicken?

Come on! Answer!

What are you, chicken?
Forum: Sciences 01-26-2015, 03:38 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
Just sit there patiently a while more! They will...

Just sit there patiently a while more! They will hatch soon enough, and you will be the proud mother of new baby chicks! :)
Forum: Sciences 01-26-2015, 07:52 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken or the egg? The chicken or the egg? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Loodee doodee diddledum doo!

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/giphy.gif
Forum: Sciences 01-26-2015, 07:12 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
Which comed first cookie or cookie monster? How...

Which comed first cookie or cookie monster? How cookie monster know to eating cookie if him first? If cookie origin of two faster faster than dinosaur, how can Cookie Monster be called it?

C is for...
Forum: Sciences 01-25-2015, 08:46 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
http://www.poetryring.com/ra/chicky1.png

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/chicky1.png
Forum: Sciences 01-25-2015, 08:46 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
http://www.poetryring.com/ra/chicken-291.jpg

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/chicken-291.jpg
Forum: Sciences 01-25-2015, 05:47 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
This is the last time I will attempt to reach...

This is the last time I will attempt to reach you. You said:



You have presented us with a false choice between the first possibility or the second possibility. That is a false dichotomy. I have...
Forum: Sciences 01-25-2015, 01:19 PM
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Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Very well, ahoba! I will pretend, a while longer,...

Very well, ahoba! I will pretend, a while longer, as though you are an honest person with no ulterior agenda. The choice that you present between either one possibility or another possibility, as...
Forum: Sciences 01-25-2015, 12:25 PM
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Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Dog moves in mysterious ways!

Dog moves in mysterious ways!
Forum: Sciences 01-25-2015, 02:32 AM
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Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Right here: At this point in time, it is...

Right here:



At this point in time, it is probably safe to assume that you are not an honest person who is actually seeking knowledge.
Forum: Sciences 01-24-2015, 02:11 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Indeed! I have been getting a craving for...

Indeed! I have been getting a craving for Kentucky Fried Chicken. How do chickens know that they should be fried? Does god give them their special spices?
Forum: Sciences 01-24-2015, 12:32 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Yeah, ahoba is quite the amazing teacher! So...

Yeah, ahoba is quite the amazing teacher! So patiently guiding us through our education! :rolleyes:
Forum: Sciences 01-24-2015, 12:29 PM
Replies: 323
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Posted By ghoulslime
It has already been explained to you, dodo bird!

It has already been explained to you, dodo bird!
Forum: Sciences 01-22-2015, 07:13 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
A chicken walks into a bar, and says to the bar...

A chicken walks into a bar, and says to the bar tender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bar tender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The chicken leaves.

The next day, the chicken walks into...
Forum: Sciences 01-21-2015, 06:17 AM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Chickens receive their telepathic messages from...

Chickens receive their telepathic messages from the god Boreas. Turtles worship Aeos. Dumbass chickens have chosen the wrong god! :)
Forum: Sciences 01-20-2015, 10:15 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Well, the official name is in limbo at the...

Well, the official name is in limbo at the moment, waiting for a decision as to whether or not there will be priests there to rape the babies.
Forum: Sciences 01-20-2015, 03:55 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Choke the chickens of those who insult the...

Choke the chickens of those who insult the chicken prophets! :mad:
Forum: Sciences 01-20-2015, 03:53 PM
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Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
It is very possible that Ahoba is actually...

It is very possible that Ahoba is actually looking for instructions on how to tell the difference between chicken shit and eggs. His mother is getting impatient with him bringing home buckets of shit...
Forum: Sciences 01-20-2015, 03:50 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
They became Allah's lovely snowflakes, and...

They became Allah's lovely snowflakes, and floated up to heaven, where they were given 72 bottles of virgin olive oil. :)
Forum: Sciences 01-20-2015, 03:48 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Ahoba, I already explained it to you in this very...

Ahoba, I already explained it to you in this very thread. It is a shame that you seem to have missed it.

Pray tell! Which came first, the chicken or the goddidit?

Inquiring minds yearn to know! I...
Forum: Sciences 01-20-2015, 03:47 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
They follow genetic instruction and learned...

They follow genetic instruction and learned behavioral traits.



The unhatched chicks already possess in their genetic makeup much of what they will be.



Nobody has to teach them to be chickens...
Forum: Sciences 01-20-2015, 12:12 AM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Uuuuuuh! :mad: It was a valid point when you...

Uuuuuuh! :mad:

It was a valid point when you first made it. I was being facetious, suggesting that my own behavior was the consequence of instinct.

I am sorry my joke tripped on it's own feet....
Forum: Sciences 01-19-2015, 10:49 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
Poo poo to you and your hoodoo, you woo woo!

Poo poo to you and your hoodoo, you woo woo!
Forum: Sciences 01-19-2015, 10:49 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 59,638
Posted By ghoulslime
I am not sure what you are saying, but I keep...

I am not sure what you are saying, but I keep reading it over and over again, and I am really not sure why. ;)
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