Register FAQ Members List Calendar JavaChat Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Page 1 of 20 1 2316 > Last »
Showing results 1 to 25 of 500
Search took 0.09 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: ghoulslime
Forum: General Discussion 03-29-2020, 09:47 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 10,268
Posted By ghoulslime
Apocalypse Now - COVID-19 – The Wuhan Spawn

Well, hello there, fellow ravers of atheism!

It’s been a long time since I dusted off my RA shit-stirring stick, and scribbled a few lines on the digital paper.

With the world burning down...
Forum: Atheist News 03-29-2020, 08:16 AM
Replies: 564
Views: 130,410
Posted By ghoulslime
This seems like the perfect time to test the...

This seems like the perfect time to test the efficacy of holy water. :\
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-28-2019, 02:22 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 16,431
Posted By ghoulslime
The same logic demonstrates that somewhere, in...

The same logic demonstrates that somewhere, in another dimension, a pink unicorn is jacking off a leprechaun, while Mohammed's favorite goat fingers his asshole. The hard part is demonstrating how...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 07-28-2019, 02:11 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 11,009
Posted By ghoulslime
It's rather disturbing to see any Western women...

It's rather disturbing to see any Western women "trying on" Muslim garb. The ultimate aim of getting women accustomed to the symbols of their ultimate subjugation should be glaringly obvious to all...
Forum: General Discussion 09-02-2018, 04:46 AM
Replies: 1,502
Views: 209,490
Posted By ghoulslime
hehehehe :rock:

hehehehe

:rock:
Forum: General Discussion 08-31-2018, 06:05 PM
Replies: 1,502
Views: 209,490
Posted By ghoulslime
Hahaha! I wouldn’t worry too much about me ever...

Hahaha! I wouldn’t worry too much about me ever loving the lord long time. Jesus doesn’t have enough game. He got JJ drunk, and said, “Me so horny! Put my flesh and body fluids in your...
Forum: General Discussion 08-31-2018, 05:02 AM
Replies: 1,502
Views: 209,490
Posted By ghoulslime
My parish priest was a hell of a saint. His...

My parish priest was a hell of a saint.
His vestment smelled like a little boy’s taint.
He lined one hundred lads up against the wall,
And bet me fifty dollars he could suck them all.
He sucked...
Forum: General Discussion 08-31-2018, 04:52 AM
Replies: 1,502
Views: 209,490
Posted By ghoulslime
Sitting in the Bangkok airport today, I...

Sitting in the Bangkok airport today, I remembered the good old days at Raving Atheists, and decided to stop past. I can’t believe that Choobus’ Jack off thread is already 13 years old. I also...
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-31-2018, 04:33 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 95,369
Posted By ghoulslime
I think the best proof for God is the Bible. How...

I think the best proof for God is the Bible. How can you atheists say there is no God, when the Bible clearly says that He exists? My favorite Bible story is where Jesus fucks Mohammed’s mouth,...
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-30-2018, 06:18 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 95,369
Posted By ghoulslime
By the way, just making a quick drive-by post....

By the way, just making a quick drive-by post. Has Jesus returned yet? When he does, can somebody let me know, so that I can ask him some questions! I have a lot of questions! The first one is,...
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-30-2018, 06:13 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 95,369
Posted By ghoulslime
It's almost as if religious leaders are trying to...

It's almost as if religious leaders are trying to obtain money and power. Has anybody else every wondered this?
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 08-30-2018, 06:09 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 10,995
Posted By ghoulslime
God's perfect plan would be perfect if not for...

God's perfect plan would be perfect if not for all of these motherfuckers praying. Every time God gets his game plan back on track, some son of a bitch prays for something else, and the train goes...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 01-16-2018, 12:15 PM
Replies: 252
Views: 54,730
Posted By ghoulslime
I am an atheist, but not because I want to be....

I am an atheist, but not because I want to be. That’s just where the evidence happens to follow. In truth, like most of my fellow humans, I wish there were something beyond this mortal existence....
Forum: Does God Exist? 01-16-2018, 09:27 AM
Replies: 194
Views: 46,950
Posted By ghoulslime
It's never too late to start. Just grab it like a...

It's never too late to start. Just grab it like a banana, and move your hand up and down really fast.
Forum: Does God Exist? 01-16-2018, 09:26 AM
Replies: 194
Views: 46,950
Posted By ghoulslime
Egor achieved consciousness without a brain....

Egor achieved consciousness without a brain. Checkmate, muthafuka!
Forum: Does God Exist? 01-16-2018, 09:25 AM
Replies: 194
Views: 46,950
Posted By ghoulslime
Egor has a valid point here. RA needs more...

Egor has a valid point here. RA needs more smilies for certain.
Forum: Introduce Yourself 12-27-2017, 06:33 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 11,535
Posted By ghoulslime
Welcome to our humble forum, mate! "Sensible...

Welcome to our humble forum, mate!

"Sensible Christian" is an oxymoron. ;)
Forum: General Discussion 12-26-2017, 09:53 AM
Replies: 6,103
Views: 590,027
Posted By ghoulslime
The thrust of this suggestion penetrates too...

The thrust of this suggestion penetrates too close to home for JJ. He is the bonafide offspring of a drunken sailor who dumped a seaman's enterprise in the bum chocolate factory of a retarded farm...
Forum: Does God Exist? 12-26-2017, 09:46 AM
Replies: 512
Views: 65,647
Posted By ghoulslime
I found his claim about his dick to be the most...

I found his claim about his dick to be the most compelling thing he has said so far.

Was it just a big whopper?
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-26-2017, 09:42 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 24,488
Posted By ghoulslime
hehehe! For some of us, luxury is a staple of...

hehehe!

For some of us, luxury is a staple of life. Give Tiny Tim a helping hand today!


http://www.gardenofpoetry.com/ra/Xmas2017/shdgebdhs.jpg
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-26-2017, 09:40 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 24,488
Posted By ghoulslime
From now until the end of the year, it is all...

From now until the end of the year, it is all about consuming leftovers! Don't stop until the bottles are dry!

http://www.gardenofpoetry.com/ra/Xmas2017/christmashair1.jpg
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-24-2017, 09:22 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 24,488
Posted By ghoulslime
Well, it looks like I have to cook a goddamn...

Well, it looks like I have to cook a goddamn turkey dinner tomorrow. I haven't done this for at least ten years. Jesus bless my stuffing!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-24-2017, 02:24 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 24,488
Posted By ghoulslime
http://www.gardenofpoetry.com/ra/Xmas2017/ddf61baa...

http://www.gardenofpoetry.com/ra/Xmas2017/ddf61baac49f3fef73550185880c1e48.jpg
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 12-24-2017, 02:12 PM
Replies: 252
Views: 54,730
Posted By ghoulslime
Please elaborate, Andrew. This should be...

Please elaborate, Andrew. This should be entertaining.

Also, Merry Christmas to you!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-24-2017, 02:08 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 24,488
Posted By ghoulslime
Dog rest ye, Mary's gentlemen! Blow nothing you...

Dog rest ye, Mary's gentlemen! Blow nothing you disdain!
Showing results 1 to 25 of 500
Page 1 of 20 1 2316 > Last »

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:54 AM.

Contact Admin - Archive - Top

Powered by: vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2000 - , Raving Atheists [dot] com frequency-supranational frequency-supranational