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Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-26-2017, 06:06 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 22,071
Posted By Professor Chaos
Give it three days...

Give it three days...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-30-2017, 01:21 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 12,421
Posted By Professor Chaos
Yeah, hopefully soon we'll all just be dead.

Yeah, hopefully soon we'll all just be dead.
Forum: General Discussion 11-29-2016, 11:11 AM
Replies: 6,103
Views: 590,112
Posted By Professor Chaos
Yeah, you got to have at least a few toys around.

Yeah, you got to have at least a few toys around.
Forum: General Discussion 11-29-2016, 06:38 AM
Replies: 6,103
Views: 590,112
Posted By Professor Chaos
Oh hey look, my mod powers still work! And I see...

Oh hey look, my mod powers still work! And I see that this JerryJohn "fella" is a previously banned user by the name of MaryT777. Nice!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 11-29-2016, 06:30 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 12,421
Posted By Professor Chaos
Shirley you can't expect me to stop wanking...

Shirley you can't expect me to stop wanking whilst posting here?
Forum: General Discussion 11-28-2016, 07:15 PM
Replies: 6,103
Views: 590,112
Posted By Professor Chaos
I wouldn't dream of telling any child that after...

I wouldn't dream of telling any child that after death they would spend eternity with fuckwits like you. That's the cruelest thing imaginable.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 11-28-2016, 06:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 12,421
Posted By Professor Chaos
Hi there

How the hell have all of you heathens been? I know I've been away for some time, and I really miss the good old days here, but I thought I'd drop in and say hello, and hopefully stick around for a...
Forum: General Discussion 09-09-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,368
Posted By Professor Chaos
I would give it to my children and tell them to...

I would give it to my children and tell them to read it. Afterwards I would dry their tears and comfort them.
Forum: General Discussion 05-30-2014, 10:39 AM
Replies: 1,502
Views: 209,516
Posted By Professor Chaos
Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight blog tackles the...

Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight blog tackles the age old question (http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/dear-mona-i-masturbate-more-than-once-a-day-am-i-normal/).



Lots of data to tug at in here, but...
Forum: General Discussion 01-28-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,307
Posted By Professor Chaos
Aww, man! I need to come around here more often....

Aww, man! I need to come around here more often. :(
Forum: General Discussion 09-01-2013, 06:48 PM
Replies: 1,535
Views: 223,391
Posted By Professor Chaos
Jesus Christ, this fucking guy is still here?

Jesus Christ, this fucking guy is still here?
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 04-08-2013, 02:09 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 26,059
Posted By Professor Chaos
I suppose you could call it a "different level." ...

I suppose you could call it a "different level." I suppose you could call ANYTHING a different level. Instead of semen and steak, I'll try this example:

What's the difference between...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 04-08-2013, 02:06 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 26,059
Posted By Professor Chaos
Davin gave a good example with the buggering and...

Davin gave a good example with the buggering and waving.
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 04-08-2013, 07:17 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 26,059
Posted By Professor Chaos
It's like saying, "There's really no difference...

It's like saying, "There's really no difference between eating filet mignon and eating semen-encrusted cat shit, as both are simply acts of chewing and swallowing matter...before eventually...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-27-2013, 02:37 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 160,526
Posted By Professor Chaos
Did they check Smelly's house?...

Did they check Smelly's house? (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/02/27/world/europe/ap-eu-britain-drinking.html?ref=news&_r=0)
Forum: General Discussion 02-13-2013, 05:57 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,013
Posted By Professor Chaos
You said "taint." Heh.

You said "taint." Heh.
Forum: General Discussion 02-12-2013, 05:41 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,013
Posted By Professor Chaos
Well, eliminating humans for having "knowledge"...

Well, eliminating humans for having "knowledge" kind of ruins the premise question, "Are pigeons smarter than humans," no?

Anyways, if the pigeons were given 30 days to figure it out, it certainly...
Forum: General Discussion 02-12-2013, 04:27 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,013
Posted By Professor Chaos
Show me the study where human subjects were also...

Show me the study where human subjects were also used 5 times a day for 30 days for comparison, then we'll talk. :)
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-17-2013, 09:30 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 8,106
Posted By Professor Chaos
No, thanks for the link. A very interesting...

No, thanks for the link. A very interesting read. :)
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-16-2013, 05:52 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 8,106
Posted By Professor Chaos
Yep.

Yep.
Forum: Introduce Yourself 01-14-2013, 06:09 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,574
Posted By Professor Chaos
Welcome! :cheers:

Welcome! :cheers:
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-12-2013, 11:24 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,068
Posted By Professor Chaos
Weird double/triple post action going on.

Weird double/triple post action going on.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-12-2013, 11:21 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,068
Posted By Professor Chaos
http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1...

http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16909

http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9666
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-12-2013, 11:21 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,068
Posted By Professor Chaos
http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1...

http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16909

http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9666
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-12-2013, 11:21 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,068
Posted By Professor Chaos
http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1...

http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16909
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