Showing results 1 to 25 of 135
Search took 0.01 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: fiatlux
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-16-2011, 03:05 PM
Replies: 9,237
Views: 355,608
Posted By fiatlux
2) Because Archie...

2) Because Archie Exists!http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/09/christianarchie11.jpg
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-15-2011, 06:49 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Your way of putting this is hilarious. I remember...

Your way of putting this is hilarious. I remember well in my Christian fundamentalist upbringing being taught that entropy was proof that evolution was an impossibility. Of course what they failed to...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-15-2011, 04:26 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Has he done this before?

Has he done this before?
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-15-2011, 11:57 AM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Please, sweet baby jesus, let this be so. Amen.

Please, sweet baby jesus, let this be so. Amen.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-15-2011, 06:37 AM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Indeed. And something is only funny if it is...

Indeed. And something is only funny if it is true. Go stern!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-14-2011, 01:02 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Yeah. I'll probably get bored of toying with the...

Yeah. I'll probably get bored of toying with the tard at some point and join you on the sidelines.

But, with the dearth of theists to fuck with around these parts these days, he's kind of like...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-14-2011, 10:12 AM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Just for clarification, can you put a balloon in...

Just for clarification, can you put a balloon in there that points out the part of the brain that makes a guy that claims to be an atheist feel obsessively-compelled to want to walk, talk, dress,...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-14-2011, 06:31 AM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Oh, sweet god, Cal, don't be such a tease. Are...

Oh, sweet god, Cal, don't be such a tease.

Are you going to post more hot pictures of that sweet little MILF of yours or not?
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-13-2011, 08:53 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Why would you take it as an insult? You can't...

Why would you take it as an insult? You can't help it that your mom was hot and liked to fuck back in the day. Its perfectly natural that one would want to beat off to her. Did you bump your head or...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-13-2011, 07:19 AM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Actually I'm not interested in watching your...

Actually I'm not interested in watching your videos. If, however, you would be kind enough to post some more pics of your mom when she was younger, that would be much appreciated. I'm gonna need to...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-12-2011, 08:49 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
word on the street is that your predilections...

word on the street is that your predilections actually may skew towards the type of tight young asses that the catholic clergy that you so idolize and wish to be one of seem to have earned the...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-12-2011, 08:13 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
If I were 12, I wouldn't admit it to you. You'd...

If I were 12, I wouldn't admit it to you.

You'd probably try to chat me up for butt sex, you sick fuck.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-12-2011, 08:09 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
You're like a rabid trekkie but for the...

You're like a rabid trekkie but for the blood-drinking Vatican universe.

You're like a hot-topic-shopping mall goth kid that claims to be a preppie.

You're like a pretend-catholic,...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-12-2011, 04:21 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
Theres really nothing left to say. Except this:...

Theres really nothing left to say.

Except this: You, sir, are a dork.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-09-2011, 02:23 PM
Replies: 2,175
Views: 86,750
Posted By fiatlux
:thumbsup:

:thumbsup:
Forum: Sciences 06-08-2011, 08:57 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 938
Posted By fiatlux
Shit, man. How can we even trust you anymore?...

Shit, man. How can we even trust you anymore? Next you'll be telling us that you don't really even love Jesus or something.

Heh.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-08-2011, 02:53 PM
Replies: 9,105
Views: 546,245
Posted By fiatlux
:)

:)
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-08-2011, 01:28 PM
Replies: 9,105
Views: 546,245
Posted By fiatlux
Um..Ok...Sure. I must be...er...jealous. Let me...

Um..Ok...Sure. I must be...er...jealous.

Let me guess, Cal: Back when you were in grade school and all the other kids on the playground picked on you for something like, maybe, just guessing, your...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-07-2011, 09:36 PM
Replies: 9,105
Views: 546,245
Posted By fiatlux
PenisChrist proponents and other folks infected...

PenisChrist proponents and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like narcissistic personality disorder sufferers or mad hatters poisoned by a life of working with toxic heavy...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-05-2011, 12:59 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 7,953
Posted By fiatlux
Who. Gives. A. Fuck?

Who. Gives. A. Fuck?
Forum: Does God Exist? 05-31-2011, 08:29 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,727
Posted By fiatlux
A cock is only godlike and worthy of veneration...

A cock is only godlike and worthy of veneration if you can make it rise again immediately after it gives up the ghost and then come again for all mankind.

Tall order, even for Ghoulslime, I'd wager.
Forum: Sciences 05-31-2011, 02:45 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,294
Posted By fiatlux
Yes, the study does raise a bunch of questions....

Yes, the study does raise a bunch of questions. Does a predisposition toward atrophy make someone more susceptible to a "life-changing religious experience?" Or does the experience itself lead to the...
Forum: Does God Exist? 05-30-2011, 07:01 PM
Replies: 7,101
Views: 539,581
Posted By fiatlux
I remember this well, and u calling this out in...

I remember this well, and u calling this out in various posts when I was lurking on the RA board back in those days. Very inciteful of you at the time and very strange to watch your predictions play...
Forum: Does God Exist? 05-30-2011, 02:27 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,727
Posted By fiatlux
God is love. Love is blind and never having to...

God is love.
Love is blind and never having to say you're sorry.
God is unapologetic blindness.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 05-29-2011, 09:47 PM
Replies: 9,237
Views: 355,608
Posted By fiatlux
9) The sun remains precisely the same distance...

9) The sun remains precisely the same distance from earth as the earth does from the sun at all times.

(incidentally, did you know that an angel fart can change said angels trajectory by a fraction...
Showing results 1 to 25 of 135

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:51 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2000 - , Raving Atheists [dot] com frequency-supranational frequency-supranational