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Forum: Does God Exist? 08-31-2018, 04:33 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
I think the best proof for God is the Bible. How...

I think the best proof for God is the Bible. How can you atheists say there is no God, when the Bible clearly says that He exists? My favorite Bible story is where Jesus fucks Mohammed’s mouth, while...
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-30-2018, 06:18 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
By the way, just making a quick drive-by post....

By the way, just making a quick drive-by post. Has Jesus returned yet? When he does, can somebody let me know, so that I can ask him some questions! I have a lot of questions! The first one is,...
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-30-2018, 06:13 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
It's almost as if religious leaders are trying to...

It's almost as if religious leaders are trying to obtain money and power. Has anybody else every wondered this?
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-11-2008, 07:03 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
Just as fine without the booze! It's good to see...

Just as fine without the booze! It's good to see Miata back and swinging! :thumbsup:
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-03-2008, 08:12 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
His mommy told him that he is! :mad:

His mommy told him that he is! :mad:
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-01-2008, 05:47 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
I realize that it is a wicked generation that...

I realize that it is a wicked generation that seeks signs, but all of your signs seem to be missing on my computer screen. Do you have fonts that I don’t have? I’m just getting squares here, man....
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-31-2008, 08:55 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
Atheists might just be waiting for a prophecy....

Atheists might just be waiting for a prophecy. Stand up and make a goddamn proclamation, lady! All you have to do is look really serious, pause for a moment, and say, “I had a vision last night. God...
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-31-2008, 08:10 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
While I tend to believe his claim that he is...

While I tend to believe his claim that he is Napoleon Bonaparte, I do not believe he will relinquish his control of the republic to the people once the revolution is complete. Still one cannot...
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-31-2008, 08:04 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I believe...

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I believe that George Carlin said that. He also said that no one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less...
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-31-2008, 07:32 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
I'm sure he only has his ass crayons to paint his...

I'm sure he only has his ass crayons to paint his portraits of genius on the padded walls.
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-31-2008, 06:00 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
He is a disease.

He is a disease.
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-31-2008, 05:59 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
I grew tired of this pretentious little shit many...

I grew tired of this pretentious little shit many posts ago. His delusions of grandeur aren’t even mildly entertaining. He has spent too many hours of his life trying to impress his flunky friends...
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-30-2008, 09:12 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
I thought this guy was just stupid. It now seems...

I thought this guy was just stupid. It now seems apparent that he is in the middle of some lasting epileptic episode.
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-30-2008, 08:10 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
Alias: Humble...

Alias: Humble God

http://www.myspace.com/polemotheos

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/humblegod-alisMySd.jpg

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/humblegod.jpg
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-29-2008, 09:13 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
You are a demonstrated idiot. :\

You are a demonstrated idiot. :\
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-29-2008, 06:54 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
You are a nut case. This is for you:

You are a nut case.

This is for you:
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 08:06 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
Cost? It's a labor of love! :heart:

Cost? It's a labor of love! :heart:
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 07:07 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
http://www.poetryring.com/ra/i_32.jpg

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/i_32.jpg
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 01:02 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
The nut is already out of the shell. It is nearly...

The nut is already out of the shell. It is nearly peanut butter at this point. The only question seems to be how thin we want to spread it.
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 11:37 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
Yep! It's the kind of shit he eats and vomits out...

Yep! It's the kind of shit he eats and vomits out again and then eats once more. And he doesn't understand why nobody else wants to swallow it.
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 11:32 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
MyShitty dishes out a very deep-seated crap that...

MyShitty dishes out a very deep-seated crap that emanates from the deepest heart of his foul bowels. The feces community refers to this type of crap as “chronic recondite rectal-tearing ass...
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 11:26 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
Not true, Myshitty! You have remained...

Not true, Myshitty! You have remained consistently an idiot.
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 11:22 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
He is just a half-squished worm on the sidewalk....

He is just a half-squished worm on the sidewalk. I only stopped in curiosity to wonder how he could still wiggle with half his ass smashed - and of course I thought I should stomp his head to put him...
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 11:14 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
Good point! How can I disprove an imaginary...

Good point! How can I disprove an imaginary friend without mathematical equations? :\
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-27-2008, 10:39 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 92,935
Posted By ghoulslime
For certain, this is the lowest common...

For certain, this is the lowest common denominator.


I hope you are feeling better, Stern. I just got the news of your situation. :(
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