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Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-13-2011, 12:52 PM
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7) Chimps don't invent stories about how this one...

7) Chimps don't invent stories about how this one time, this one chimp corpse rose from the dead.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-15-2011, 08:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,533
Posted By antix
R2d2

R2d2
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-27-2010, 08:40 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,012
Posted By antix
:o That kid must have been born with a slinky as...

:o

That kid must have been born with a slinky as his spine. Either that, or demons.
Forum: Does God Exist? 12-27-2010, 06:10 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 15,848
Posted By antix
Stanford, if I'm not mistaken. Chalk one up for...

Stanford, if I'm not mistaken. Chalk one up for Cal, eh?

Can't believe I'm saying this, but... thanks for the link, Cal. I'm actually a big fan of Dr. Sapolski. He's got a couple of series of...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 12-23-2010, 08:32 PM
Replies: 3,213
Views: 196,253
Posted By antix
Will, if your still around, feel free to tell...

Will, if your still around, feel free to tell that retarded proselytizing douche-bag calling himself Ex Atheist to fuck off.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 12-21-2010, 04:22 PM
Replies: 9,237
Views: 359,322
Posted By antix
8) When you catch it red-handed trying to steal...

8) When you catch it red-handed trying to steal your TV
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 12-18-2010, 05:22 PM
Replies: 3,213
Views: 196,253
Posted By antix
What the fuck is "atheistic means"? I'd say that...

What the fuck is "atheistic means"? I'd say that the chances of a human who lacks belief in gods having anything to do with the emergence of DNA is a lot worse than 1 to the 40,000th power. But then,...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 12-17-2010, 05:48 PM
Replies: 3,213
Views: 196,253
Posted By antix
pssst... you left out some things involved in the...

pssst... you left out some things involved in the emergence of life such as various elements and energy sources. Just throwing that out there for you. You know, so you don't end up looking stupid or...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 08-07-2010, 04:39 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 7,561
Posted By antix
:o Dang. st jb really has us in quite a tough...

:o Dang. st jb really has us in quite a tough spot here.

Uv kors eye iz wun. mee woodent funn yuze gize :D
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 08-06-2010, 09:00 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 7,561
Posted By antix
I've never said it. Even though I are one.

I've never said it. Even though I are one.
Forum: Does God Exist? 07-22-2010, 07:53 PM
Replies: 663
Views: 29,173
Posted By antix
antix answer: No. Not even when you use dark...

antix answer: No. Not even when you use dark green type. You'd think it does when using such colors in the construction of your sentences, but it doesn't.
Forum: General Discussion 04-28-2010, 04:23 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,040
Posted By antix
133000 shall enter, 1 shall leave.

133000 shall enter, 1 shall leave.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-03-2010, 04:21 PM
Replies: 9,237
Views: 359,322
Posted By antix
7) foreplay is for sinners. Jesus wants you to...

7) foreplay is for sinners. Jesus wants you to drop your pants right now.
Forum: Introduce Yourself 04-03-2010, 04:16 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 972
Posted By antix
Just wait till you see their faces when you tell...

Just wait till you see their faces when you tell them you eat babies. :P
Forum: General Discussion 01-28-2010, 08:02 PM
Replies: 1,276
Views: 41,409
Posted By antix
:wall: I read slow sometimes :blush:

:wall: I read slow sometimes :blush:
Forum: General Discussion 01-28-2010, 07:32 PM
Replies: 1,276
Views: 41,409
Posted By antix
Rethinking who we should educate? I always...

Rethinking who we should educate? I always thought that "all American children" should be educated. Who is it that you propose we leave out? Kids of Muslim families? Scientoligst's kids? (I might...
Forum: General Discussion 01-28-2010, 06:36 PM
Replies: 1,276
Views: 41,409
Posted By antix
Yeah! The things those liberal educationalists...

Yeah! The things those liberal educationalists dream up. I mean, preparing kids for college, helping to establish a good work-ethic, cooperation and setting goals? That's all horseshit! Those fucking...
Forum: Atheist News 01-24-2010, 10:11 AM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,828
Posted By antix
Not one dime. In fact, I'd be surprised if anyone...

Not one dime. In fact, I'd be surprised if anyone here donated anything at all, cause no one at this site has any capacity to show empathy nor has any desire to help those in need. Not a single one...
Forum: Atheist News 01-23-2010, 07:04 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,828
Posted By antix
Hmmm... maybe. Let's just hope that they skip...

Hmmm... maybe. Let's just hope that they skip over the part where God mercilessly kills everyone and everything save for a handful of critters in a boat. They could probably do without that.
Forum: General Discussion 01-19-2010, 05:46 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,170
Posted By antix
Christ Fuck! :o

Christ Fuck! :o
Forum: Sciences 10-13-2009, 07:08 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 12,467
Posted By antix
What both sides? Star-bellied sneetches and...

What both sides? Star-bellied sneetches and plain-bellied sneetches?
Forum: Does God Exist? 10-07-2009, 03:27 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,682
Posted By antix
Fuck atheism. I'm going to be a theist now. You...

Fuck atheism. I'm going to be a theist now. You atheists aint got no good logics like the lord does.
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 09-18-2009, 04:04 PM
Replies: 643
Views: 40,693
Posted By antix
In Lily's defense, Socrates did get a glimpse of...

In Lily's defense, Socrates did get a glimpse of the future (from his perspective) and as such likely had first hand experience with Christ-punchers when he hooked up with Bill and Ted in their most...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 09-14-2009, 06:00 PM
Replies: 605
Views: 46,258
Posted By antix
So then you must be quite high on president...

So then you must be quite high on president Obama. I'd say he's accomplished quite a bit (being president of the US and all) so you're saying that anyone who thinks Obama is an idiot is a fucking...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 09-13-2009, 05:19 PM
Replies: 605
Views: 46,258
Posted By antix
:lol::lol: I'll say this; yes his wording was...

:lol::lol:

I'll say this; yes his wording was poor, and yes he sounded like a drooling retard with the IQ of a potato chip. But I don't actually think that he truly believes there are 58 states, or...
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