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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 02:22 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,345
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I'm supposed to be retired, but the good wife...

I'm supposed to be retired, but the good wife regularly reminds me to finish the DIY shite that's been loitering for 15 years! The local pubs are very avoidable - more than one of the bastards has...
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-01-2020, 05:19 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 20,204
Posted By Smellyoldgit
E-bore's true god & his personal consciousness...

E-bore's true god & his personal consciousness are well encrusted in his dad's wanking sock! I don't think the maestro will grace us again with his horseshit - and I don't really give much of a shit...
Forum: General Discussion 07-29-2020, 04:20 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 30,696
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm quite sad our pea-brained...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm quite sad our pea-brained nazi is no longer around to take up the challenge!
Greetings Piggy. :thumbsup:
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 07-28-2020, 07:38 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 316
Posted By Smellyoldgit
....... and just under three weeks later, Eddie...

....... and just under three weeks later, Eddie boy has a major whine & tantrum ......
He keeps getting banned from christian pages and nobody is signing up for his spectacularly tedious group - so...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-26-2020, 11:02 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 61,669
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Just chewed my fingers to bloodied stumps.

Just chewed my fingers to bloodied stumps.
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 07-19-2020, 10:07 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 316
Posted By Smellyoldgit
It's e-bore's solo effort and he's resorted to...

It's e-bore's solo effort and he's resorted to pure fraud to try and sell it.
Started a facefuck group - "Strengthening your Christian Faith" - and a few dozen droolers signed up. He then changes the...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 07-07-2020, 03:11 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 316
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Oh, The Comedy ....

It's like watching a bunch of drunks trying to hump a door knob ....
Open at your peril .... (https://www.facebook.com/groups/veridicanchristianity/)
Most of you should remember good old E-Bore and...
Forum: Atheist News 04-13-2020, 07:52 AM
Replies: 564
Views: 78,636
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Unfortunately, the real beer will rot long before...

Unfortunately, the real beer will rot long before pubs re-open. :(
The only stuff left (for a while) will be the gassy, frozen lager-piss. :vomit:
Forum: Atheist News 03-29-2020, 09:10 AM
Replies: 564
Views: 78,636
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I'd call that 'Taking the Piss' :|

I'd call that 'Taking the Piss' :|
Forum: Atheist/Theist Morality 03-19-2020, 08:55 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 7,136
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I'd go for the Andrex Bog-Roll...

I'd go for the Andrex Bog-Roll manufacturers.
Keeping up supplies for the paranoid shitstains hoarding the stuff must really take some doing .... :(
Forum: Separation of Church and State 01-03-2020, 06:43 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 32,480
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Paddy shows the way....

Paddy shows the way. (https://atheist.ie/2020/01/ireland-no-blasphemy-law/) :cool:



Don't hold yer breath waiting for the scumbag regimes of the Middle East to play catch-up. :(
Forum: General Discussion 11-28-2019, 06:05 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,429
Posted By Smellyoldgit
What if Socialism simply means "Shared...

What if Socialism simply means "Shared Ownership"?
Then anything provided via taxation is Socialism.

Public highways & all associated infrastructure.
Police, fire & ambulance emergency...
Forum: General Discussion 11-26-2019, 05:54 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,429
Posted By Smellyoldgit
So where did this supposed deity spring...

So where did this supposed deity spring from?
....... Don't tell me - it's a fucking turtle! ;)
Forum: General Discussion 11-25-2019, 04:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,429
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Yup, most traffic these days is Russian spam-bots...

Yup, most traffic these days is Russian spam-bots - I've been blocking around a dozen of the fuckers most days before they get through.

Jesus punchers, Muhammed shafters and other suckers of...
Forum: Atheist News 11-24-2019, 04:28 PM
Replies: 564
Views: 78,636
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Oh Dear .......

Oh Dear .... (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jovie):lol::lol::lol:
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-26-2019, 04:07 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 20,273
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Jesus Fuck - we're blessed with the dumbest of...

Jesus Fuck - we're blessed with the dumbest of the dumb! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_M._Morris)


Do excuse me while I go vomit ....
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-26-2019, 10:04 AM
Replies: 286
Views: 20,273
Posted By Smellyoldgit
That would look so spectacularly impressive on...

That would look so spectacularly impressive on your CVs - not so for the non-believers in bullshit. :rolleyes:
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-25-2019, 07:17 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 20,273
Posted By Smellyoldgit
When someone says 'only a theory', it...

When someone says 'only a theory', it demonstrates they understand as much about science as my left testicle knows about baking.
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-25-2019, 08:10 AM
Replies: 286
Views: 20,273
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:lol: Oh, how I've missed the diligent wisdom of...

:lol: Oh, how I've missed the diligent wisdom of the Jesus Junkies!

If an invention is natural, it does not follow that an inventor is above natural (whatever the fuck that means!).
Your god only...
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-20-2019, 03:45 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 20,273
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Cowpat, you ol' dumb-fucker - welcome back after...

Cowpat, you ol' dumb-fucker - welcome back after 8 years of sucking Jesus balls!
I'm so looking forward to any new flavours of donkey wank you may wish to share with us.
Your old missionary pictures...
Forum: Atheist News 08-20-2019, 05:53 PM
Replies: 564
Views: 78,636
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I'm fucking heart-broken...

I'm fucking heart-broken (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-49416573)



.... but I'll get over it.
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-19-2019, 06:30 AM
Replies: 4
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Views: 3,948
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Ooo, how exciting - looks like a dirty spammer...

Ooo, how exciting - looks like a dirty spammer might have crawled under the razorwire ....
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-07-2019, 03:38 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 61,669
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Good to see Aston Villa has signed Tyrone Mings...

Good to see Aston Villa has signed Tyrone Mings (for 15 million quid too much)
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-02-2019, 02:25 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 61,669
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Bollocks ......

Bollocks ......
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-29-2019, 04:00 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 61,669
Posted By Smellyoldgit
After that Froggy Fuck Up, looks like the...

After that Froggy Fuck Up, looks like the Majestic Homelanders will have to give your asses a whooping.

I shall watch it live and only 'speak' in a friendly manner if we win!
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