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Forum: Atheist vs Theist 09-11-2010, 05:19 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,105
Posted By Captain Relativity
If I were an Emperor, why in the hell would I be...

If I were an Emperor, why in the hell would I be leading my army into one of my own villages in the first damn place? I don't get it. Am I there with my army because my village has become theistic...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 09-11-2010, 05:03 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,157
Posted By Captain Relativity
Good one.

Good one.
Forum: General Discussion 09-10-2010, 06:06 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,323
Posted By Captain Relativity
"Thinking, the one shining thing in all of nature...

"Thinking, the one shining thing in all of nature that humans can do (somewhat) better than all [the other] animals, it is the key to our survival and prosperity."
:|:):D:):|
Forum: General Discussion 09-01-2010, 11:13 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,197
Posted By Captain Relativity
But you won't know that you're no longer able to...

But you won't know that you're no longer able to do the shit you now love doing. And you won't know, that you don't know, that you are no longer able to do the shit that you now love doing. So what...
Forum: General Discussion 09-01-2010, 08:19 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,197
Posted By Captain Relativity
No you won't. You have to be conscious to 'miss'...

No you won't. You have to be conscious to 'miss' something. The upside of being permanently unconscious, is that you're unconscious of the fact that you're permanently unconscious. :shhh:
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 08-27-2010, 07:43 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 11,294
Posted By Captain Relativity
By 'reward', I meant 'heavenly reward', of...

By 'reward', I meant 'heavenly reward', of course. And again, all atheists, not just the atheists who selflessly work in leper colonies or AIDS infested third world villages or whatever the case may...
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 08-25-2010, 06:20 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 11,294
Posted By Captain Relativity
'Whose motivation' is actually what I was going...

'Whose motivation' is actually what I was going for there, of course.:rolleyes:
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 08-25-2010, 08:33 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 11,294
Posted By Captain Relativity
The atheist who behaves well, knowing full well...

The atheist who behaves well, knowing full well that no reward is forthcoming as a result of that good behavior, is clearly morally superior to the agnostic who's only motivation is reward; quid pro...
Forum: Introduce Yourself 08-15-2010, 06:13 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,441
Posted By Captain Relativity
Wow, talk about your laborious and tedious-ass...

Wow, talk about your laborious and tedious-ass projects! Looks like it was soaked in something that somehow dissolved everything but CNS tissue. Amazing.
Forum: Introduce Yourself 08-05-2010, 09:26 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 3,492
Posted By Captain Relativity
It's an open atheist forum, Christ Follower, so...

It's an open atheist forum, Christ Follower, so when you ask questions like "Why don't you believe?", you can reasonably expect responses from people other than who you're 'talking' to in your post....
Forum: Introduce Yourself 07-29-2010, 06:55 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,954
Posted By Captain Relativity
Did you mean: Jewtard...

Did you mean: Jewtard (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1R2GPEA_en&&sa=X&ei=-4dRTNzEGo26sQPq2oGmAQ&ved=0CB0QBSgA&q=Jewtard&spell=1) Top 2 results shown
(PS I'm not an anti-semite, don't give a...
Forum: Atheist News 07-27-2010, 05:26 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,125
Posted By Captain Relativity
I don't see a problem here. It managed to survive...

I don't see a problem here. It managed to survive the baptism so it's in heaven with Jesus now, right? Isn't that the goal of all Christians? So, all's well that ends well. Praise the Lord!
Forum: Introduce Yourself 07-19-2010, 08:24 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,651
Posted By Captain Relativity
... is what I meant to say, damnit to hell.

... is what I meant to say, damnit to hell.
Forum: Introduce Yourself 07-19-2010, 08:18 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,546
Posted By Captain Relativity
Well sure, getting her high on something like...

Well sure, getting her high on something like MDMA or some shit is always the first choice, but I figured you'd already tried that! So get her fucked up on some powerful chemicals (two or three hits...
Forum: Introduce Yourself 07-19-2010, 07:48 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,651
Posted By Captain Relativity
And let's not forget the all obscenities,...

And let's not forget the all obscenities, vulgarities and general all-around rudeassidness. At this point in life, for me anyway, it's the simple pleasures that mean the most.:thumbsup:
Forum: Atheist/Theist Morality 07-11-2010, 07:23 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 22,974
Posted By Captain Relativity
Strech?

Strech?
Forum: Introduce Yourself 07-11-2010, 07:03 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 4,793
Posted By Captain Relativity
One in eleven is just about the right percentage,...

One in eleven is just about the right percentage, isn't it.
Forum: General Discussion 07-05-2010, 06:56 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,501
Posted By Captain Relativity
http://www.acclaimstockphotography.com/_gallery/_i...

http://www.acclaimstockphotography.com/_gallery/_images_n300/cow_patty_splat.jpg (http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_pages/0203-0603-0705-2739.html)
Forum: General Discussion 07-04-2010, 06:30 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,501
Posted By Captain Relativity
I see. Did you know that mental masturbation may...

I see.
Did you know that mental masturbation may cause hair growth inside the skull?
Forum: General Discussion 07-03-2010, 09:01 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,501
Posted By Captain Relativity
What I want to know is, aprimate; what the fuck...

What I want to know is, aprimate; what the fuck is your point? You've babbled on for two pages now and you don't seem to be saying anything at all. You talk/type a lot, but you say nothing. What are...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-02-2010, 06:43 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,017
Posted By Captain Relativity
I just want to know one thing; was it shaved or...

I just want to know one thing; was it shaved or was it hairy?
Forum: Introduce Yourself 06-29-2010, 06:34 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,357
Posted By Captain Relativity
You forgot "Windscreen, telephone box, boot and...

You forgot "Windscreen, telephone box, boot and bonnet, at the weekend, learnt-smelt-spelt-spilt-spoilt, torch, nappy and aeaeroplane" English.
Forum: Introduce Yourself 06-29-2010, 07:58 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,357
Posted By Captain Relativity
Right, you take the e out of whiskey and...

Right, you take the e out of whiskey and compensate for that silliness by adding the letter u to every fucking thing in sight, e.g., humour, colour, flavour, honour, and so on.:hand::P
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 06-28-2010, 11:51 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 4,024
Posted By Captain Relativity
Oh I don't know, 'sense of human' is pretty funny.

Oh I don't know, 'sense of human' is pretty funny.
Forum: Atheist vs Theist 06-28-2010, 11:39 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 4,024
Posted By Captain Relativity
I became suspicious of this guy's sincerity when...

I became suspicious of this guy's sincerity when he used this expression early on: Checkmate Atheist! The religious satirist Edward Current is well known for that short phrase, and I'm sure this is...
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