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Open Mic and General Chat
12-23-2012, 10:33 PM
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Top ten list challenge.
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assilem
4) Have the Sunday school children sing "Jesus...
4) Have the Sunday school children sing "Jesus Loves the Little Children", preach about how God loves everyone in the world, then treat the black family who visits your church like an elephant in the...
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Open Mic and General Chat
12-21-2012, 01:44 PM
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Fifth Grade Assignment- God glurge
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assilem
There's more! God is like.. DELTA He's...
There's more!
God is like..
DELTA He's ready when you are.
God is like.
ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him.
God is like.
VO-5 Hair Spray; He holds through all kinds...
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Open Mic and General Chat
12-21-2012, 01:42 PM
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Fifth Grade Assignment- God glurge
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assilem
Fifth Grade Assignment- God glurge
Found this in my inbox:
Very good, indeed!!!
I would like to see assignments by teachers to students in my neck of the woods!!!!
Fifth Grade Assignment
Forum:
Atheist News
12-21-2012, 12:57 PM
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Atheist Census is back online!
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3,277
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assilem
I tried it, but I couldn't get it to scroll down...
I tried it, but I couldn't get it to scroll down on the "country" option, so, I am now Australian. G'day, mates!
Forum:
Open Mic and General Chat
12-21-2012, 12:43 PM
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Let's Parteeeee!
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3,273
Posted By
assilem
I'll probably do that later tonight too. Probably...
I'll probably do that later tonight too. Probably with some gingerbread cookies.
Forum:
Does God Exist?
03-03-2012, 09:53 PM
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What do Christians mean by "inspired by God"?
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assilem
Yuppers.
Yuppers.
Forum:
Does God Exist?
12-23-2011, 05:35 PM
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What do Christians mean by "inspired by God"?
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assilem
What I think "inspired by God" means is "I...
What I think "inspired by God" means is "I really, really wanted to do this, but it looks more impressive if I say a higher being told me to do it." This can apply to such actions as painting a...
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Atheist vs Theist
11-19-2011, 10:13 AM
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Cuntwatch
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assilem
I've heard brown is the color used for colon...
I've heard brown is the color used for colon cancer. Gross, I know!
Blue ribbons are for child abuse awareness, police support and support for on-line freedom of speech.
Wikipedia has this handy...
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Open Mic and General Chat
11-19-2011, 09:54 AM
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Raving Atheists Christmas Thread 2011
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assilem
I'm guessing they don't do the Yule Log anymore.
I'm guessing they don't do the Yule Log anymore.
Forum:
Open Mic and General Chat
11-19-2011, 09:45 AM
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Top ten list challenge.
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assilem
3) Princess...
3) Princess Celestia
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/cygnavamp/celestiarapture.jpg
Forum:
Introduce Yourself
11-18-2011, 08:56 PM
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Hi there. I Believe in God.
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116,746
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assilem
Hmmm....I'm curious, is coming on Raving Atheist...
Hmmm....I'm curious, is coming on Raving Atheist forums and announcing you believe in God some sort of initiation thing theist groups do? Y'know, like being 'jumped' into a gang.
BTW, I think I...
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Introduce Yourself
11-18-2011, 12:04 PM
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Hi there. I Believe in God.
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116,746
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assilem
Sweet Hsaman (Or however the fuck you spell your...
Sweet Hsaman (Or however the fuck you spell your DA handle) is that you? You're just a fucking glutton for punishment ain't ya?
Nah, can't be. Egor hasn't once called someone "violent" for dropping...
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Open Mic and General Chat
11-01-2011, 07:59 PM
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assilem
1) Didn't actually walk on water, he walked on...
1) Didn't actually walk on water, he walked on Walter. Walter Matthau was taking a nap on the floor and he walked on him.
Top Ten Things Harold Camping is Going to do Now That he's Given up on...
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Atheist vs Theist
08-10-2011, 06:48 PM
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Introducing MAD and MAD ASS SHIT .... f.k.a. "ID" , f.k.a. "creationism"
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assilem
It looks like some nightmarish version of Barney.
It looks like some nightmarish version of Barney.
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Open Mic and General Chat
08-07-2011, 08:01 PM
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Top ten list challenge.
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assilem
1) For sending me a Bible instead of some fucking...
1) For sending me a Bible instead of some fucking food!
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Top Ten Apologist Excuses
10) Yeah, well, you can't see your brain, heart or other organs either but you know you have them! X-Rays...
Forum:
Open Mic and General Chat
06-24-2011, 05:01 PM
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Top ten list challenge.
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assilem
Yeah, actually, she's going steady with Jesús...
Yeah, actually, she's going steady with Jesús Gonzales, the Mexican exchange student.
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General Discussion
04-04-2011, 09:59 PM
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Pesky fundamentalist parents. Any creative suggestions?
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7,637
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assilem
On the contrary, West, Vulcans came to Earth to...
On the contrary, West, Vulcans came to Earth to save the human race with their advanced technology. The movie Star Trek: First Contact explains how/why Vulcans came to be known to Earth.
It's little...
Forum:
Atheist vs Theist
04-04-2011, 09:42 PM
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God SAVED Me....
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assilem
When I was 9 years old and hospitalized for open...
When I was 9 years old and hospitalized for open heart surgery, some local church lady saw me and saw a captive audience, a dumb little kid who wouldn't question her and was a captive audience since...
Forum:
Open Mic and General Chat
04-04-2011, 09:33 PM
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Top ten list challenge.
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assilem
3) (Though probably deserves to be #1) 1...
3) (Though probably deserves to be #1)
1 Corinthians 13, because it's all a massive lie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc1Vt9S9v8Q&feature=feedu
Forum:
Open Mic and General Chat
03-17-2011, 11:51 AM
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Top ten list challenge.
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assilem
And the number oneexample of how the average...
And the number oneexample of how the average chimpanzee is intellectually superior to the average theist....
A chimp will not blow up another chimp for pronouncing the word "banana" differently from...
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General Discussion
10-16-2010, 10:00 PM
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2
Dear God:
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1,281
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assilem
Dear God:
Saw on a t-shirt today.
Dear God:
Why do you allow so much violence in schools?
Signed,
A Concerned Student
Dear Concerned:
I'm not allowed in schools.
Signed,
Forum:
General Discussion
10-16-2010, 09:52 PM
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91
Atheist Jokes
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37,944
Posted By
assilem
Good joke, but the last line sounds more like...
Good joke, but the last line sounds more like British patois. A Texan would say "Feed the durn monkeys an' donchya fuckin' touch nothin'!" (I'm exaggerating...a little.)
Forum:
Atheist vs Theist
09-10-2010, 09:33 AM
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340
Should we fear Islam?
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42,308
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assilem
I'm not sure, but I think someone may be planning...
I'm not sure, but I think someone may be planning a Koran burning here in Louisiana. I work at a bookstore and I got a call yesterday from a man who wanted to know if we had any paperback versions of...
Forum:
General Discussion
08-31-2010, 05:45 PM
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37
Just what happens when you die?
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5,326
Posted By
assilem
Where do all the calculators go when they die?
Where do all the calculators go when they die?
Forum:
Open Mic and General Chat
08-27-2010, 07:14 PM
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1,353
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Random Youtube
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243,615
Posted By
assilem
Well, thanks for not hating me for being honest....
Well, thanks for not hating me for being honest. I love you guys! (Hugs for all.) Been without Internet for a week.
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