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Forum: Separation of Church and State 11-23-2009, 08:01 PM
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Holy shit! I think the first crazy lady they...

Holy shit! I think the first crazy lady they interview is Lily! :o
Forum: Separation of Church and State 11-16-2009, 07:39 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
That silly Sarah is out and about, pullin' those...

That silly Sarah is out and about, pullin' those boners again!

It appears that she has had a literate person write a book for her. Apparently this book is replete with lies. ...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-26-2009, 08:17 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
I'm not entirely sure that it is legal to coink...

I'm not entirely sure that it is legal to coink your dink in the state of Alabama. :|
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-26-2009, 07:31 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
...sweet and sticky with Log Cabin syrup! :P

...sweet and sticky with Log Cabin syrup! :P
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-26-2009, 06:13 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
I'll bet Lillers has a long shaggy beard on her...

I'll bet Lillers has a long shaggy beard on her Gettysburg express, if you know what I mean. Somebody needs to fit that old prude with a good, tall, black, stovepipe hat. ;)

I wish John Wilkes Booth...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-26-2009, 06:10 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
:eh: How many people can put "President of the...

:eh:

How many people can put "President of the United States" on their resume? :eh:
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-23-2009, 11:11 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
Sacrifices must be made! :| Goats, baccy,...

Sacrifices must be made! :|

Goats, baccy, virgins, whatever it takes to appease the gods!
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-23-2009, 10:36 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
This is similar to Singapore's health system. It...

This is similar to Singapore's health system. It works great.

What would it hurt us to hire the Singapore government to just run the USA for a few years? Contract the shit out, man!

Heath...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-09-2009, 11:51 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
Oh, yes! Klutz that meshugener! The Fall of the...

Oh, yes! Klutz that meshugener! The Fall of the House of David I believe they called it. All that wandering that followed! The wandering! The Wandering! How come it always has to be the wandering? :o
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-09-2009, 10:42 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
They should not be here when our mother is out!...

They should not be here when our mother is out! :mad:

http://www.poetryring.com/ra/catinhatfish.jpg
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-09-2009, 09:39 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
Don't toy with us, goy! You know very well that...

Don't toy with us, goy! You know very well that David was brought before the wise King Solomon and cleaved in half. They just kept on a cleaving and a cleaving and a leaving more and more Davids...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-08-2009, 09:42 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
You could ask Mr. Bush to elaborate on this. This...

You could ask Mr. Bush to elaborate on this. This is precisely what he did with our balanced budget. The Christofascists seem to find the whole idea acceptable. :rolleyes:
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-03-2009, 06:33 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
Someone takes her seriously? Seriously? :eh: I...

Someone takes her seriously? Seriously? :eh:

I think she might be talking about the Colbert Report as a credible news outlet.
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-02-2009, 12:46 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
I used to think Lily was just a batty old loon....

I used to think Lily was just a batty old loon. It has become quite clear that she is an evil old witch with a black heart and withered soul.

Sometimes I wish there were a great big righteous judge...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-02-2009, 09:56 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
I know! I know! I'm an evil sinner. :( The...

I know! I know! I'm an evil sinner. :(

The leprechauns will punish me for my compassion.

Two months ago, my girlfriend's elder sister was diagnosed with advanced cancer of the ovaries. I realize...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-02-2009, 09:21 AM
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Posted By ghoulslime
I hear there are lady boys who will dress up like...

I hear there are lady boys who will dress up like dental assistants for a nominal fee - drill your root canal like Hermey the Dentist Elf! :|

As a matter of fact, I have four gold crowns on my...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-01-2009, 03:44 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
It appears that medical boo boos are a leading...

It appears that medical boo boos are a leading cause of death in the U.S.A!

Could you help us find statistics on this, Lily?

Is this the best we can do, my fellow Merkins? :eh:
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-01-2009, 03:39 PM
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Views: 184,778
Posted By ghoulslime
I have medical insurance and dental insurance. If...

I have medical insurance and dental insurance. If I need to have dental work, my dental insurance saves me something like $5 bucks off the bill! Wow! What a bonus! :rolleyes: I've already bought a...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-01-2009, 03:32 PM
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Views: 184,778
Posted By ghoulslime
Those goddamn Canadians can't get medical care!...

Those goddamn Canadians can't get medical care! That's why they are so angry and violent! Homeless people roam their cities. They kill the old people. People live in slums. 45 million of them don't...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-01-2009, 03:28 PM
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Views: 184,778
Posted By ghoulslime
Life expectancy in the good old we're number one...

Life expectancy in the good old we're number one USA is right under Jordan and Bosnia! :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy
Forum: Separation of Church and State 08-01-2009, 02:38 PM
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Views: 184,778
Posted By ghoulslime
Does anybody want to have their taxes raised?...

Does anybody want to have their taxes raised? Raise your hand if you do! No hands? Alrighty, then we're all on the same page!

The government gets more than enough of our money, especially if we live...
Forum: Separation of Church and State 07-27-2009, 06:56 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
That speaks volumes about you, Lily! Have you...

That speaks volumes about you, Lily! Have you found in our forum the alleviation of the torture of your own wretched condition that you seek? :)
Forum: Separation of Church and State 07-27-2009, 06:54 PM
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Posted By ghoulslime
I'd totally squirt mayo in those buns.

I'd totally squirt mayo in those buns.
Forum: Separation of Church and State 07-12-2009, 06:32 PM
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Views: 184,778
Posted By ghoulslime
Hey, Bill, I have a great strategy for your next...

Hey, Bill, I have a great strategy for your next campaign...

:lol:
Forum: Separation of Church and State 07-08-2009, 10:46 PM
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Views: 184,778
Posted By ghoulslime
Cindy alone? Nay! Wait until Johnny M. gets a...

Cindy alone? Nay! Wait until Johnny M. gets a tongue in Palin's acerbic abyss of acrimony! He has yet to taste the full gall of this unpalatable tart!
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