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Forum: Atheist News 08-20-2019, 05:53 PM
Replies: 555
Views: 60,628
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I'm fucking heart-broken...

I'm fucking heart-broken (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-49416573)



.... but I'll get over it.
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-19-2019, 06:30 AM
Replies: 3
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Views: 186
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Ooo, how exciting - looks like a dirty spammer...

Ooo, how exciting - looks like a dirty spammer might have crawled under the razorwire ....
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-07-2019, 03:38 PM
Replies: 379
Views: 49,810
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Good to see Aston Villa has signed Tyrone Mings...

Good to see Aston Villa has signed Tyrone Mings (for 15 million quid too much)
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-02-2019, 02:25 PM
Replies: 379
Views: 49,810
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Bollocks ......

Bollocks ......
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-29-2019, 04:00 AM
Replies: 379
Views: 49,810
Posted By Smellyoldgit
After that Froggy Fuck Up, looks like the...

After that Froggy Fuck Up, looks like the Majestic Homelanders will have to give your asses a whooping.

I shall watch it live and only 'speak' in a friendly manner if we win!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-21-2019, 06:14 AM
Replies: 379
Views: 49,810
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Ooo, me, me! My lot are still there!

Ooo, me, me!
My lot are still there!
Forum: Comments, Suggestions 05-01-2019, 09:59 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 651
Posted By Smellyoldgit
As soon as I detect the slightest of Indian...

As soon as I detect the slightest of Indian accents, I start ordering a take-away curry.
They seem to have fucked off .... :(
Forum: General Discussion 04-29-2019, 03:11 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 793
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Jeez, these are New Testicular numbers. I'm 967...

Jeez, these are New Testicular numbers.
I'm 967 years old and Talking Old Testicle - when we woz big! :P
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-28-2019, 02:04 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 517
Posted By Smellyoldgit
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3tSargeULUpjuRs78vpzYOkUsE4dG-0YJrHgmaZui8edsXGXAIw
Forum: General Discussion 04-28-2019, 01:59 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 793
Posted By Smellyoldgit
If this forum was part of Facebook, it would have...

If this forum was part of Facebook, it would have been Zuckered years ago.
If we followed rules to the letter, 3/4 of our posts would have to be deleted and dozens of folk banned.
Fuck that shit! :|
Forum: General Discussion 04-26-2019, 04:53 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 793
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Xans, you pea-brained shit-stirring ol' scrote -...

Xans, you pea-brained shit-stirring ol' scrote - how awful to see you back!
I wonder what these non-believing cunts (https://republicanatheists.com/) think of your horseshit? :\
Forum: General Discussion 04-22-2019, 03:56 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,894
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I wonder if the pea-brains get craptured in their...

I wonder if the pea-brains get craptured in their shoes? I could do with some decent soled footware for dog walking. Who should I contact to place a reservation on a decent pair? Knowing my luck it's...
Forum: Atheist/Theist Morality 04-20-2019, 06:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,535
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:lol: Face Palm Sunday!!

:lol: Face Palm Sunday!!
Forum: Does God Exist? 04-13-2019, 03:33 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,386
Posted By Smellyoldgit
The Lord sayeth it is better to give than to...

The Lord sayeth it is better to give than to receive ...... :shhh:
Forum: General Discussion 04-01-2019, 08:58 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,236
Posted By Smellyoldgit
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.266868751.6305/ra%...

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.266868751.6305/ra%2Cvneck%2Cx925%2Cfafafa%3Aca443f4786%2Cfront-c%2C217%2C175%2C210%2C230-bg%2Cf8f8f8.lite-1u2.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2019, 05:32 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,236
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Ooops, didn't realise we've had a super-flounce...

Ooops, didn't realise we've had a super-flounce outa-hear ..... must be a friend of Android65.5 .... :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2019, 10:45 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,236
Posted By Smellyoldgit
This is your "full of shit" moment - well done!...

This is your "full of shit" moment - well done! :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussion 03-30-2019, 02:36 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,236
Posted By Smellyoldgit
What do you think happens to your memory &...

What do you think happens to your memory & recollection capabilities when your Boeing 737 hits mother earth like a dart at 600mph?

Your answer is allowed to include the phrase "I'm full of shit".
Forum: General Discussion 03-30-2019, 02:28 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,236
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Blue Ice...

Blue Ice (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_ice_(aviation)) does seem to be a bit of a problem if you find yourself in the drop zone.



..... no shit! :lol:
Forum: General Discussion 03-24-2019, 06:20 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,236
Posted By Smellyoldgit
https://themindlessphilosopher.files.wordpress.com...

https://themindlessphilosopher.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/9583993.png?w=676
Forum: Does God Exist? 03-24-2019, 06:16 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,386
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Have you considered telling them they're deluded...

Have you considered telling them they're deluded cunts, they should fuck off, keep their shit to themselves and only open their bilge-filled gobs when invited to by people with considerably more of a...
Forum: General Discussion 03-21-2019, 09:06 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,236
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Sounds like my preference to cash out after a...

Sounds like my preference to cash out after a Severe Wanking Frenzy ain't such a bad idea after all! :blush:
Forum: Does God Exist? 03-14-2019, 03:48 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,386
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:lol: This clearly demonstrates that the...

:lol: This clearly demonstrates that the jesus-junkies can't deal with any level of interaction that steps on their oh-so sensitive tootsies! :lol:
Forum: Does God Exist? 03-14-2019, 06:21 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,386
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Haaa - just as we thought! Our old pervert chum...

Haaa - just as we thought!
Our old pervert chum Andrew, churning out his hopeful happy horseshit to shove his flavour of 'god' into his fucked-up reality.
You'll find this shit in numerous...
Forum: Does God Exist? 03-13-2019, 06:23 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,386
Posted By Smellyoldgit
You could link to where you found this - then we...

You could link to where you found this - then we could laugh at the original .... :thumbsup:
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