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Forum: Sciences 06-05-2007, 06:20 PM
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The Lilyputians? Is our resident Catholic the...

The Lilyputians? Is our resident Catholic the queen of an entire race of tiny cows?
Forum: Sciences 06-05-2007, 06:22 AM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Ooooh...you mean that you would draw my...

Ooooh...you mean that you would draw my blood?

:lol:

Well; if that's what you need to believe, then go to it. As long as all my kewl atheist friends are impressed with my bravado, then my job is...
Forum: Sciences 06-05-2007, 05:43 AM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
SHHHHHH!!!! You promised not to say anything in...

SHHHHHH!!!! You promised not to say anything in front of the kids...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 09:22 PM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
I'm working on that for ya. But Lily is avoiding...

I'm working on that for ya. But Lily is avoiding me because she fears that if she engages me in a verbal altercation, I'll draw blood...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 09:01 PM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Well yeah :D Imagine you're wandering down a...

Well yeah :D

Imagine you're wandering down a hallway lined with doors. And each door is marked with a sign. One reads "ANAL RAPE." Do you enter? Well, if you enjoy being anally raped, you might;...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 08:00 PM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
I'm only more patient and civil now because I've...

I'm only more patient and civil now because I've demanded that Lily not answer or address me in any way. Knowing that I won't have to deal directly with her brand of stupid anymore lightens my heart...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 07:38 PM
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
You mean this guy...

You mean this guy (http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ghfmir/images/2002/Fred_Phelps_Preaching_8-4-2002.jpg)? Cause we sure as shit didn't create him, and he certainly exists.

We don't propose that all...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 05:56 PM
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Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Honestly, Stern; that was a classic finishing...

Honestly, Stern; that was a classic finishing move worthy of your own Mortal Kombat character.
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 05:41 PM
Replies: 474
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Seems I've made Lily a mad...

Seems I've made Lily a mad cow:
http://jackson.ifas.ufl.edu/mad_cow_cartoon.jpg
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 05:22 PM
Replies: 474
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Oh...

Oh snap...
http://www.shunrize.com/page12/page45/files/page45_4.jpg
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 04:49 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Then just read the review on Amazon; that should...

Then just read the review on Amazon; that should include all of the relevant information, right?


Right. So I can safely assume that you'll never use demand as a more forceful synonym for insist. ...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 03:54 PM
Replies: 474
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Someone got egg on her face (that is egg, isn't...

Someone got egg on her face (that is egg, isn't it?), and now refuses to admit that she's embarassed. It'd almost be cute if it weren't so pathetic.


I meant demand. Perhaps you don't like it as a...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 03:00 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Of course it was a typo! It couldn't have been...

Of course it was a typo! It couldn't have been anything else! I'm too stoopid and crayzee to pull together a decent pun! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO READ ACTS!!!!!


Let me just file this away for the...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 02:51 PM
Replies: 474
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
What a waste of a good pun. I had originally...

What a waste of a good pun. I had originally written "counting," then went back in to change it to "cownting," all the while thinking, "she's such an intellectual termite that she's going to think...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 01:12 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
The prepositional phrase "to matter" is quite...

The prepositional phrase "to matter" is quite awkward at the end of that phrase, and primarily because it conflicts with the first prepositional phrase "to ever be more than a nuisance in the...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 10:47 AM
Replies: 474
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Posted By anthonyjfuchs
It certainly was did.

It certainly was did.
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 09:20 AM
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Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
:lol: ...wait, wait... :lol: I promise not to...

:lol:

...wait, wait...

:lol:

I promise not to draw blood if you respond to me, dearie.
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 09:17 AM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Only natural, of course, as you've been wearing...

Only natural, of course, as you've been wearing him down since you showed up. He's only human, after all; his patience has a limit, and I have to imagine that you've pushed him closer to it than...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 09:07 AM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Surely no one could withstand such brutal...

Surely no one could withstand such brutal treatment as they have unless what they stood for was right. Praise Athe!
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 08:55 AM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
The fact that you haven't once told the bovinic...

The fact that you haven't once told the bovinic one to go fuck herself proves that your manners are impeccable. You need not lower yourself to the level of defending your manners against her lunatic...
Forum: Sciences 06-04-2007, 06:34 AM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
It might be a nice change of pace if responding...

It might be a nice change of pace if responding to anything you said required even the smallest measure of thinking.

Alas, I could mash my face against the keyboard and still fashion a response that...
Forum: Sciences 06-03-2007, 09:10 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
The Qur'an does. Give me half-a-reason to...

The Qur'an does. Give me half-a-reason to believe when you say it's not.
Forum: Sciences 06-03-2007, 07:52 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
But only if you can properly understand what you...

But only if you can properly understand what you read in said encyclopedia, Mog.
Forum: Sciences 06-03-2007, 07:18 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Wikipedia? Where the evangelists "John," "Mark,"...

Wikipedia? Where the evangelists "John," "Mark," "Luke," and "Matthew" are listed without birth or death years? Where is the credibility of these writers when we have no conclusive indication of...
Forum: Sciences 06-03-2007, 05:45 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 25,275
Posted By anthonyjfuchs
Of course not! Those four anonymous authors made...

Of course not! Those four anonymous authors made it very clear that dozens of highly credible disciples were present for many momentus events that went entirely unrecorded by any known historian! ...
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