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Forum: Does God Exist? 07-30-2019, 02:40 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,090
Posted By hertz vanrental
Yes but did he do anal

Yes but did he do anal
Forum: Atheist/Theist Morality 07-14-2019, 07:03 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,276
Posted By hertz vanrental
The whole of the christard church

A poll conducted by Populus in April 2019 found that, of 5,000 UK respondents, 84% supported assisted dying for the mentally competent terminally ill provided that safeguards were put in place. This...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-29-2019, 12:11 AM
Replies: 379
Views: 49,002
Posted By hertz vanrental
WHAT, What, what? Northampton are in the world...

WHAT, What, what?

Northampton are in the world cup?

Well fuck-a-doodle-doo!!:D
Forum: Comments, Suggestions 05-01-2019, 09:55 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 485
Posted By hertz vanrental
Cold calls, tampons and credit cards

Are you like I used to be?

I used to get multiple cold calls a day.

They pretended to be BT and told me that my account would be suspended because it had been compromised.

They pretended to be...
Forum: General Discussion 04-30-2019, 01:17 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 633
Posted By hertz vanrental
Ah, so that's why the first book in the babble is...

Ah, so that's why the first book in the babble is called Genitals. I always wondered why.:D
Forum: General Discussion 04-29-2019, 07:44 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 633
Posted By hertz vanrental
Psssst. We don't have 'dozens' of active...

Psssst. We don't have 'dozens' of active members. In fact, we don't even have a dozen.:D

Yeh, I know, I'll get my coat.
Forum: General Discussion 04-29-2019, 01:27 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 633
Posted By hertz vanrental
Hallelujah brothers and sisters and amen to...

Hallelujah brothers and sisters and amen to that.:rock:
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-28-2019, 02:30 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 438
Posted By hertz vanrental
A Rose by any other name?

In 1987, the Collateralised Debt Obligation (CDO) was born. It was the creation of Drexel Burnham Lambert, the former home of the junk bond king, Michael Milken. Initially, CDOs contained...
Forum: General Discussion 04-27-2019, 01:09 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 633
Posted By hertz vanrental
But if I removed all those capital 'A's, there...

But if I removed all those capital 'A's, there would be a load of A-holes, good sir:D
Forum: General Discussion 04-26-2019, 01:37 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 633
Posted By hertz vanrental
Are Atheists turning into religtard pussies?

In the past, I've been banned from theist forums for merely stating that I'm an Atheist. In fact, in many cases, I was banned for just asking questions. I hadn't even begun insulting the evil...
Forum: General Discussion 04-23-2019, 12:20 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,701
Posted By hertz vanrental
Well, we're still here. What a fuckin'...

Well, we're still here. What a fuckin' shock.

White socks and sandals? Have some respect for yourself, man.:lol: If you don't, at least do it for the dog, ffs.:\
Forum: General Discussion 04-22-2019, 10:19 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,701
Posted By hertz vanrental
April 23 is tomorrow. In what way is this...

April 23 is tomorrow. In what way is this warning timely, pray tell?

How do I complete my bucket list in less than 6 hours, ffs?:lol:
Forum: Does God Exist? 04-13-2019, 12:07 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,090
Posted By hertz vanrental
I think pell will be getting plenty of anal given...

I think pell will be getting plenty of anal given where he is at the moment.:D

Whether he likes getting it from men, as opposed to giving it to little boys, is another question.
Forum: Does God Exist? 04-07-2019, 08:24 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,090
Posted By hertz vanrental
Fuck me. I didn't even ask shitz a cop whether...

Fuck me. I didn't even ask shitz a cop whether they did anal or not. My bad. I really must try harder.:lol:
Forum: General Discussion 04-02-2019, 07:34 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
This idea can be extended a long way. We could...

This idea can be extended a long way. We could develop "Wormfood" the musical by jizz on a cop.

We could include such timeless classics as Cilla Black's "Anyone Who HAD a Heart" and Jizzy by Tommy...
Forum: General Discussion 04-02-2019, 04:19 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
Yeh, but what did Monty Python ever do for us,...

Yeh, but what did Monty Python ever do for us, apart from ....?:lol:
Forum: General Discussion 04-01-2019, 06:25 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
At least jizz on a cop realised that they now...

At least jizz on a cop realised that they now looked like a complete fucktard and so had no other option but to leave the forum, given the basic grammatical errors that they made and for thinking...
Forum: General Discussion 04-01-2019, 02:59 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
I think that jizz on a cop's parents got to the...

I think that jizz on a cop's parents got to the "home" part, but didn't quite get around to the "skooled" part. That said, would it have made any difference?:rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2019, 09:18 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
jizz on a cop, you dumb cunt, you got found out...

jizz on a cop, you dumb cunt, you got found out real early, n'est pas? That's the problem with you christards. You are so fuckin' dumb. And, for the record, twat, I added grammatical corrections...
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2019, 09:06 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
You aren't very intelligent, jizz on a cop - are...

You aren't very intelligent, jizz on a cop - are you?

You have now flushed what little street cred you had left down the pan. Dumbass.:bird::D:D:D
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2019, 08:49 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
OK fucktard, let's hear it. Let's hear your 9/10...

OK fucktard, let's hear it. Let's hear your 9/10 evidence for the existence of zombie boy.

(Fuck me. This is gonna be funny.)
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2019, 08:45 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
What? You dismiss my existence?:lol::lol:

What? You dismiss my existence?:lol::lol:
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2019, 06:18 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
If it does, can I please put in an offer to buy...

If it does, can I please put in an offer to buy it?
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2019, 01:16 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
And cops-a-shit completely swerves every question...

And cops-a-shit completely swerves every question I asked. The cunt is a christard for sure. Maybe the twat is a reincarnation of jerryjohn?

What we need is another hanging around here.
Forum: General Discussion 03-30-2019, 01:17 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,760
Posted By hertz vanrental
Sinfidel good sir Have you ever shat yourself on...

Sinfidel good sir

Have you ever shat yourself on a plane and has it become frozen in time?

These are the kinds of facts that our readers are keen to know.
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