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Forum: Atheist News 04-13-2020, 07:52 AM
Replies: 564
Views: 75,433
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Unfortunately, the real beer will rot long before...

Unfortunately, the real beer will rot long before pubs re-open. :(
The only stuff left (for a while) will be the gassy, frozen lager-piss. :vomit:
Forum: Atheist News 03-29-2020, 09:10 AM
Replies: 564
Views: 75,433
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I'd call that 'Taking the Piss' :|

I'd call that 'Taking the Piss' :|
Forum: Atheist/Theist Morality 03-19-2020, 08:55 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 6,263
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I'd go for the Andrex Bog-Roll...

I'd go for the Andrex Bog-Roll manufacturers.
Keeping up supplies for the paranoid shitstains hoarding the stuff must really take some doing .... :(
Forum: Separation of Church and State 01-03-2020, 06:43 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 30,702
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Paddy shows the way....

Paddy shows the way. (https://atheist.ie/2020/01/ireland-no-blasphemy-law/) :cool:



Don't hold yer breath waiting for the scumbag regimes of the Middle East to play catch-up. :(
Forum: General Discussion 11-28-2019, 06:05 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,910
Posted By Smellyoldgit
What if Socialism simply means "Shared...

What if Socialism simply means "Shared Ownership"?
Then anything provided via taxation is Socialism.

Public highways & all associated infrastructure.
Police, fire & ambulance emergency...
Forum: General Discussion 11-26-2019, 05:54 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,910
Posted By Smellyoldgit
So where did this supposed deity spring...

So where did this supposed deity spring from?
....... Don't tell me - it's a fucking turtle! ;)
Forum: General Discussion 11-25-2019, 04:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,910
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Yup, most traffic these days is Russian spam-bots...

Yup, most traffic these days is Russian spam-bots - I've been blocking around a dozen of the fuckers most days before they get through.

Jesus punchers, Muhammed shafters and other suckers of...
Forum: Atheist News 11-24-2019, 04:28 PM
Replies: 564
Views: 75,433
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Oh Dear .......

Oh Dear .... (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jovie):lol::lol::lol:
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-26-2019, 04:07 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 18,305
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Jesus Fuck - we're blessed with the dumbest of...

Jesus Fuck - we're blessed with the dumbest of the dumb! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_M._Morris)


Do excuse me while I go vomit ....
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-26-2019, 10:04 AM
Replies: 286
Views: 18,305
Posted By Smellyoldgit
That would look so spectacularly impressive on...

That would look so spectacularly impressive on your CVs - not so for the non-believers in bullshit. :rolleyes:
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-25-2019, 07:17 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 18,305
Posted By Smellyoldgit
When someone says 'only a theory', it...

When someone says 'only a theory', it demonstrates they understand as much about science as my left testicle knows about baking.
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-25-2019, 08:10 AM
Replies: 286
Views: 18,305
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:lol: Oh, how I've missed the diligent wisdom of...

:lol: Oh, how I've missed the diligent wisdom of the Jesus Junkies!

If an invention is natural, it does not follow that an inventor is above natural (whatever the fuck that means!).
Your god only...
Forum: Introduce Yourself 10-20-2019, 03:45 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 18,305
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Cowpat, you ol' dumb-fucker - welcome back after...

Cowpat, you ol' dumb-fucker - welcome back after 8 years of sucking Jesus balls!
I'm so looking forward to any new flavours of donkey wank you may wish to share with us.
Your old missionary pictures...
Forum: Atheist News 08-20-2019, 05:53 PM
Replies: 564
Views: 75,433
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I'm fucking heart-broken...

I'm fucking heart-broken (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-49416573)



.... but I'll get over it.
Forum: Does God Exist? 08-19-2019, 06:30 AM
Replies: 4
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Views: 3,253
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Ooo, how exciting - looks like a dirty spammer...

Ooo, how exciting - looks like a dirty spammer might have crawled under the razorwire ....
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-07-2019, 03:38 PM
Replies: 379
Views: 59,609
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Good to see Aston Villa has signed Tyrone Mings...

Good to see Aston Villa has signed Tyrone Mings (for 15 million quid too much)
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-02-2019, 02:25 PM
Replies: 379
Views: 59,609
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Bollocks ......

Bollocks ......
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-29-2019, 04:00 AM
Replies: 379
Views: 59,609
Posted By Smellyoldgit
After that Froggy Fuck Up, looks like the...

After that Froggy Fuck Up, looks like the Majestic Homelanders will have to give your asses a whooping.

I shall watch it live and only 'speak' in a friendly manner if we win!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-21-2019, 06:14 AM
Replies: 379
Views: 59,609
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Ooo, me, me! My lot are still there!

Ooo, me, me!
My lot are still there!
Forum: Comments, Suggestions 05-01-2019, 09:59 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,153
Posted By Smellyoldgit
As soon as I detect the slightest of Indian...

As soon as I detect the slightest of Indian accents, I start ordering a take-away curry.
They seem to have fucked off .... :(
Forum: General Discussion 04-29-2019, 03:11 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,499
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Jeez, these are New Testicular numbers. I'm 967...

Jeez, these are New Testicular numbers.
I'm 967 years old and Talking Old Testicle - when we woz big! :P
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 04-28-2019, 02:04 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,701
Posted By Smellyoldgit
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3tSargeULUpjuRs78vpzYOkUsE4dG-0YJrHgmaZui8edsXGXAIw
Forum: General Discussion 04-28-2019, 01:59 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,499
Posted By Smellyoldgit
If this forum was part of Facebook, it would have...

If this forum was part of Facebook, it would have been Zuckered years ago.
If we followed rules to the letter, 3/4 of our posts would have to be deleted and dozens of folk banned.
Fuck that shit! :|
Forum: General Discussion 04-26-2019, 04:53 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,499
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Xans, you pea-brained shit-stirring ol' scrote -...

Xans, you pea-brained shit-stirring ol' scrote - how awful to see you back!
I wonder what these non-believing cunts (https://republicanatheists.com/) think of your horseshit? :\
Forum: General Discussion 04-22-2019, 03:56 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,072
Posted By Smellyoldgit
I wonder if the pea-brains get craptured in their...

I wonder if the pea-brains get craptured in their shoes? I could do with some decent soled footware for dog walking. Who should I contact to place a reservation on a decent pair? Knowing my luck it's...
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