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Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-03-2018, 04:40 PM
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Posted By Smellyoldgit
The cheatin' scabby South 'murrikans were...

The cheatin' scabby South 'murrikans were auditioning for the Columbian oscars - damn ref should have sent a couple off - soon put a stop to the horseshit.
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 07-03-2018, 03:30 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
World Cup penalty shoot-outs are not good for the...

World Cup penalty shoot-outs are not good for the finger nails ......
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-05-2018, 04:49 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Goddam Heathens don't think this little yarn is...

Goddam Heathens don't think this little yarn is troo. (http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/05/no-an-ethiopian-pastor-didnt-get-eaten-by-a-crocodile-during-a-baptism/)
They spoil all...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-05-2018, 01:47 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Poor croc's probably trying to get the shit taste...

Poor croc's probably trying to get the shit taste out of its mouth. :P
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 06-05-2018, 11:49 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Oh Dear, how unfortunate!...

Oh Dear, how unfortunate! (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-44366360) :rolleyes:
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 05-30-2018, 11:53 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Remind me again why I consider most church-going...

Remind me again why I consider most church-going Yanks to be gullible dolts (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44305873).
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 05-16-2018, 04:03 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Not that I give too much of a shit about the...

Not that I give too much of a shit about the goings on in the Land of the Large, but this little piece has some encouraging gems, (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44113040) and being a severe...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-28-2018, 04:43 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:lol: See post #579

:lol: See post #579
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-26-2018, 03:08 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Anyway, I'm back up to strength, and took muttley...

Anyway, I'm back up to strength, and took muttley out for a decent stroll this morning ....

Fucking Dog!...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-26-2018, 03:00 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:lol: Thought you'd never notice! Cavendish is...

:lol: Thought you'd never notice!
Cavendish is probably wandering round on the tube, wondering where the fuck he is!
(see what I did there?)
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-18-2018, 05:19 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:( Pah, he's got numbers 5 & 7. Let's see if he...

:( Pah, he's got numbers 5 & 7.
Let's see if he can ride when he gets to 5,6,7,8,9 & 10 :cool:
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-16-2018, 05:19 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Shit - I must be watching it wrong!

Shit - I must be watching it wrong!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-16-2018, 05:02 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Indeed, but Mr Putin still sees something to be...

Indeed, but Mr Putin still sees something to be gained from carpet napalming to sell us shit.
The subtitles are a fucker to follow! :blush:
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-16-2018, 10:01 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
The Russian Trolls...

The Russian Trolls...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-09-2018, 04:19 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Oh yes - she's in good form. We dog-sit another...

Oh yes - she's in good form.
We dog-sit another husky (they're best mates) and they keep each other busy rampaging round the yard & frightening the chicken. The cat even joins in when it's not too...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-08-2018, 12:22 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Should be an Olympic sport ....

Should be an Olympic sport ....
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 03-07-2018, 09:14 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Six weeks on, things much improved. I'm allowed...

Six weeks on, things much improved.
I'm allowed on light strolls without adult supervision, but long distance yomps, biking & skiing will be off limits for quite some time.
.... and it's playing...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-28-2018, 04:20 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Perhaps I should just poodle along and wait for...

Perhaps I should just poodle along and wait for the lab results!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-28-2018, 09:39 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Much improved thanks, but coughing is close to...

Much improved thanks, but coughing is close to agony.
I'm mobile & able to do light duties, but too much time gets spent blobbed in the comfy chair reading Fucking Android & Dimshit Maryjj....
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-28-2018, 08:51 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
A re-count on the cat scan confirms I got six of...

A re-count on the cat scan confirms I got six of the bastards!
Spare rib jokes are now a bannable offence. :(
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-02-2018, 12:44 PM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Thanks mate - first day without painkillers and...

Thanks mate - first day without painkillers and no deaths yet!
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-01-2018, 11:56 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
JjhEIdXEF7g No. Just No!! :|

JjhEIdXEF7g

No. Just No!! :|
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 02-01-2018, 06:31 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Yes, I have lidocaine patches and they're doing a...

Yes, I have lidocaine patches and they're doing a good localised job - I shall certainly keep them going.
I'm already cutting back on the serious dope and coping quite well - but I do miss a decent...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-31-2018, 07:11 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
:lol: As much as I like 'dressing up',...

:lol: As much as I like 'dressing up', unfortunately not.
Anything tight restricts breathing, so its megatons of morphine and loads of painful hacking for a few weeks.
i reckon my skiing is fucked...
Forum: Open Mic and General Chat 01-30-2018, 09:50 AM
Replies: 611
Views: 93,261
Posted By Smellyoldgit
Slipping over on a patch of ice was less than...

Slipping over on a patch of ice was less than impressive.
Landing flat on my back was not surprisingly, unpleasant.
Discovering I have five fractured ribs must be a world record!

I'm doped to the...
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