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Sinfidel wrote
I forgot to mention that turtles are even smarter than chickens (and humans). Rather than wasting hours a day sitting on eggs to keep them warm, or carting them around for months, they simply bury them in beach sand, and let the sun keep them warm. The turtle then goes on to enjoy her Caribbean vacation. Don't you wish your wife was that evolved!
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Chickens receive their telepathic messages from the god Boreas. Turtles worship Aeos. Dumbass chickens have chosen the wrong god! 
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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