Thread: Proof of God
View Single Post
Old 08-31-2018, 04:33 AM   #512
ghoulslime
I Live Here
 
ghoulslime's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
I think the best proof for God is the Bible. How can you atheists say there is no God, when the Bible clearly says that He exists? My favorite Bible story is where Jesus fucks Mohammed’s mouth, while he fingers Buddah’s asshole. This is clear proof that God is real, and has a marvelous plan for us.

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
ghoulslime is offline   Reply With Quote