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Old 09-03-2018, 06:09 AM   #1503
hertz vanrental
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ghoulslime wrote View Post
My parish priest was a hell of a saint.
His vestment smelled like a little boy’s taint.
He lined one hundred lads up against the wall,
And bet me fifty dollars he could suck them all.
He sucked ninety-eight, ‘till his balls turned blue,
Then he backed off, jacked off, and sucked the other two.
Welcome back.

Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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