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Old 04-02-2019, 07:34 AM   #87
hertz vanrental
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Quote:
Kinich Ahau wrote View Post
Wormfood. A short play by Jizz On A Cop.

dead person: oh no ever since the plane crash I'm stuck with this feeling of terror, it never ends, it never ends.
worm: munch, munch, munch.
dead person: hang on, what's that noise?
worm: munch, munch, munch.
dead person: ooh, I feel slightly less terror now.
worm: munch, munch, munch.
dead person: even less terror now though I'm star..ting two ha..ve truble thin...king.
worm: munch, munch, munch.
dead person: c...a...l...m..................................... ....................
This idea can be extended a long way. We could develop "Wormfood" the musical by jizz on a cop.

We could include such timeless classics as Cilla Black's "Anyone Who HAD a Heart" and Jizzy by Tommy Roe.

Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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