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Old 04-22-2010, 11:43 PM   #13
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Sternwallow wrote View Post
To be fair, Hot Dogs are not exactly meat; they are more a "food-like substance", packaged in imitation of the style of some real meat products.

Some Hot Dogs contain all of the big three additive components: suet, sawdust and sand.
it's the anus-lip-snout combo that puts me right off. compared to that suet sawdust and sand seem lovely...

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