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Old 08-18-2005, 03:22 PM   #19
Aristarchus
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Choobus wrote
My mate Tommy Pedro (an atheist) claims to have wanked off 17 times in one day. I believe him. Can any theists beat this? (so to speak)
I don't believe this. There's no way he'd be getting any pleasure from it after the first 2 or 3 times or so
What? With the right diet and technique you can have a ready-rupert, inside and out, after about 17 minutes from the previous wank. I say I could milk the snake 50 to 55 times in one day if I wanted to. That's called a healthy libido, folks. :D



I could impregnate the world in under a week. Not to brag or anything. :cool:


Edit: And it would be pleasurable up to 43rd time for a 1-day wankathon, and pleasurable up to the Philippines for a world-impregnation attempt.
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