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Old 12-09-2011, 10:03 AM   #223
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Smellyoldgit wrote View Post
Oh, that's just the tip of a very huge iceberg of ear-bleeding, finger nail scraping collection of 'festive' crap. Since 1973, Slade has been belting out the same 'Merry Christmas' bollocks that (as Choobus once noted) has accounted for 90% of seasonal suicides. Try listening to Cliff Richard bleating the nauseating shite 'Mistletoe & Whine' without reaching for a very sharp wrist slitting implement - fuck it's bad.
The only meaningful verse-de-noel that reached my blackened satanic heart was courtesy of Mr Sharp-Fang McGowan:

You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

Ah, now that's pooetry!
It's the true spirit of Christmas for sure!

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