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Old 07-28-2011, 03:13 AM   #6
PanAtheist
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All Theists are Creationists!

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ghoulslime wrote View Post
I take it you don't believe in the Young Earth Theory
Creationism is Creationism
whatever time MAD-ASS-ITCHes like to imagine it happened!

Whether it's intermittant interventionist creationism of MAD proponent Michael Behe ("let there be flagella!")

or the it-all-happened-yesterday one-off creationism of MAD ASS ITCH Ken Ham ("let there be dinosaurs!")

or the intermittant interventionist creationism of MAD ASS SHIT CUNT ITCH Joey Ratzinger ("let there be a human soul"!)

or the one-off creationism of MAD ITCH maybe theists ("let there be a universe and particles and reactive-principles which can lead to the generation of life!")

It is *all* Magically Arrived-at Design, with Miraculously-Apt Detail, Suddenly Happening Itself Together, at the Beckoning And Superpowerful Talents of A Ridiculously Daft, and Impossibly-Talented CHaracter.

Healthy genes act as team-players. They are teamish!
Their winning plays are
salvations of an aliveness of which they are a part.
Only a fraction of genes are selfish/parasitic (and they
parasitize teams).

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