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I agree, but all natural phenomena should be described by some sort of deistic bodily function.
wind is a fart from god, hurricanes are when god has been eating beans
rain is god's piss, floods are when he is pissing up against the pub wall at 3.00 am (GMT, god mean time)
I'll leave it to your imagination to interpret mudslides.....
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