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Old 04-24-2010, 09:32 AM   #33
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I grant that it is difficult to find common ground with someone who insists with frantic apologies, and blood frothing down his chin, that he has found his god, and in fact engages in pseudo cannibalism for Him on a regular basis.
I don't believe this is an entirely fair characterisation, Dr Ghoulslime. For a great many Jeebertarians, there is nothing "pseudo" about their cannibalism!

Ever since the Fourth Lateran Council, it has become an article of faith among a certain cult -- only the most populous among all the Christy cults -- that the Magic Crackers and Manischevitz served at Sunday happy hour are in fact the actual flesh and blood of Superjew.

On the eve of His death, when the Lord Jeebus looked his manly entourage in the eyes and said 'Eat Me,' nobody in the room was thinking, 'The old queen is just being metaphorical.'

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