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Sol · 09-14-2015, 04:05 AM

All of em. It's sometimes embarrassing getting caught short without a ready made God to hand....
Like if you gets up in the morning all pissed off and grumpy like..... pick the religion with the most smitey god... go round all day being smitey and a complete twat - because god.

Fed up using the same old facecloth to clean the smegma out every morning.... no problem... get a foreskin-be-gone god...and have a nice shiney knob - because god.

Suffer from unsightly embarrassing random racism, bigotry, homophobic, mysogynistic, by-lateral fuckwittery......no worries ! use any one of the patent pending, government endorsed, freely marketed, tax avoiding, spirit sucking, duplicitous cunts conveniently situated in every fucking corner of the globe to vent your spleen without any guilt whatsoever......or your money back.

Yep, cos like Pascal sez..... join em all dude just in case........ because god.

09-14-2015, 04:05 AM	#9
Sol Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Scotland Posts: 813	All of em. It's sometimes embarrassing getting caught short without a ready made God to hand.... Like if you gets up in the morning all pissed off and grumpy like..... pick the religion with the most smitey god... go round all day being smitey and a complete twat - because god. Fed up using the same old facecloth to clean the smegma out every morning.... no problem... get a foreskin-be-gone god...and have a nice shiney knob - because god. Suffer from unsightly embarrassing random racism, bigotry, homophobic, mysogynistic, by-lateral fuckwittery......no worries ! use any one of the patent pending, government endorsed, freely marketed, tax avoiding, spirit sucking, duplicitous cunts conveniently situated in every fucking corner of the globe to vent your spleen without any guilt whatsoever......or your money back. Yep, cos like Pascal sez..... join em all dude just in case........ because god. Professor Plum - In the Dinning Room - with the Lead Pipe...