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Old 04-12-2007, 06:27 PM   #751
calpurnpiso
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Sternwallow wrote
Holy crap, Cal, is that what happens when you transpose into an ascended being? Can you tell the future or is that just beams of sanctified light streaming out of your ears?
Yup....and I slightly levitate, when in deep prayer to penis-Christ. AHHHH it is so greaaaat to be mentally healthy aka atheist.....:lol::lol:
Oh Lord NO...please no..I'm afraid...don't turn me into poliphemus...Oremus..

I'll pray to you every night using an LCT emulating your resurrection.....

Ohhh please Lord Penis-Christ with this your sacred two finger gesture I implore you do not curse me as you did Poliphemus!

ARGH>>.I feel the force of the god, my eyes are becoming one..OHHHH NOOOO...


Aren't these Apples Great?..:lol::lol:..

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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