[Stargazer]

Eternal wrote

Sorry about that, It must be the omniscience and omnipotence confusing the fuck out of her again.

She said The Red Laird, I might stick a Gorilla on it meself, across the board.

It is also roofers day, so we must expect a couple to be withdrawn due to being knocked out.

She also says the religious way to bet is to watch the horses before the race, observe which one does the biggest shit. This horse must be lighter and more comfortable after a big dump, so therefore it is a safe bet. She has a point, running whilst touching cloth can impede your progress somewhat.

This is exactly what my mother used to do at the dog track.