Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
I often get my hamsters confused with my guinea pigs. I can never remember the correct pre-sex wrapping - one is supposed to get sellotape, the other cling-film. My confusion has led to many a poor little critter bursting before the vinegar strokes. Is there an official society to help me with this?
|
Which reminded me of this:
The Right Reverend Dean of St. Just
Was consumed with erotical lust
He buggered three men
A hamster and hen
And a little green lizard that bust.