[Choobus]

Floro-boy, you say you're up for a challenge. I challenge you to stick a cucumber up your arse and then see how far you can fart it out. Then repeat but use your psychic power to make it travel twice as far. You don't have to document the experiment, just tell us the results. You seem like a trutworthy fellow so we will take your word. Try it with carrots as well.