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Old 07-26-2009, 08:46 AM   #61
Philboid Studge
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Sharts, by Just Kilme

I think that I shall never start
A prayer as lovely as a shart.

A shart whose sticky streak is prest
Against my tighty whitey's best;

A shart that looks at God all day,
And mocks the fact there's Hell to pay;

A shart that sticks to underwear
And lingers long upon the chair;

Upon whose linens brown has lain;
Aromatic stripes remain.

Prayers are made when our souls part,
But only arseholes make a shart.

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