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Old 01-20-2015, 12:17 AM   #38
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I am already dreading the 2016 election clusterfuckery that is heading our way. Makes you want to move back to England, huh?
Resign yourself to the reality that the machine is already broken beyond repair. The Chinese will watch us finish ourselves off. Fortunately, I can speak Chinese, so I can translate our new boss' orders for the rest of you.

I am telling you! An atheist commune is what we need! I have a great big chunk of land for it. I want to have Smelly build us this fireplace and living room, without the tub.



We can sit by the fire, reading John Keats, sipping top-shelf Scotch whiskey, and watch Kate's dogs fornicate outside.

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