But they don't mention the non-science related tasks, like wiping his ass and emptying his drool bucket.
I'm tellin' ya, when Hawking looks at you with that self-deprecating smile, you can be sure he's getting ready to shit his pants again, if for no other reason than the perverse pleasure he derives from watching you clean it up.
He's not allowed to eat Mexican or Thai because of that.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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