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Actually those toads grew longer legs because they were REACHING FOR THE LAWD!!!
(yall couldn't find a creationist for this one, so I'll do it, just for today)
PLUS, the law of thermodynamics PROVES that those toad legs aren't acually longer, but god has in fact tilted the earth, so that stuff down on one side looks bigger. The bible says so.
ON TOP OF THAT, what about the Ica stones, huh? Clearly those toads are all 4000 years old (not the species, but EACH TOAD), and lived with dinosaurs.
IN ADDITION, if there is no god, why did they find a viable toad in the bone of a T-REX? HUH? EXPLAIN THAT!!!
NOT TO MENTION that just because there is "data" of "people" taking "measurements" of "toad legs" 20 years ago, that sure as hell doesn't mean that these "measurements" were correct. What if the ruler was travelling close to the speed of light when it took the measurement? It would be smaller, according to Einstein, WHO BELIEVED IN GOD!
I want to see one of these toads, you atheist bastards are probably doing bone-lengthening surgery on them!
(end spat as token creationist)
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