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Old 08-14-2005, 05:24 PM   #6
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As a young Mormon boy, I was taught that masturbation leads to homosexuality. Well, jeepers! I try not to leap my lizard at all! And I try to nail as many woman as I can. Jesus, please don't let me turn gay!

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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