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Old 08-16-2005, 12:11 PM   #13
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psyadam wrote
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As a young Mormon boy, I was taught that masturbation leads to homosexuality. Well, jeepers! I try not to leap my lizard at all! And I try to nail as many woman as I can. Jesus, please don't let me turn gay!
Ya I was raised Mormon as well. I didn't masturbate at all during adolescene and I'm still gay. :/
Don't try to lie about your masturbatory past! They warned you that it would make you gay! Accept god's consequences!

I also recall something about inserting things into your anus making you turn into a power bottom. Are you a power bottom? (The world would be a happier place with more power bottoms!)

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