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Matthew 4:1-5
New International Ghoulslime Version
1 Then Jesus was tempted into a seedy motel by the devil. 2 After watching Lucifer shaking his booty on the dance pole, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, “Son of God or not, this is going to cost you 6 pieces of silver.”
4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not ask payment for putting his rod and staff into the mouth of God.’”
5 Then the devil took him from behind, with his red hot poker. “Alright, Son of God,” he said, “go down on this. For it is written: “Thou shalt drink of milk and honey all of the days of your life!”
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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