Facehammer

He's in the blog comments. He's the perfect dumbass, hypocrite christian. Sometimes a little too perfect. He's either down with the syndrome, or he's a highly proficient and persistent troll.

An unforgettable example: I suspected that he was a troll, and had said so. He said that atheists were baddies or something, and I said defined a troll for him and said the description fitted him like a glove. To which he replied, in a considerbly more badly-spelled post:

I roffled, and Choobus asked how, even without hands, he managed to be such a jerkoff. To this day, I bring it up at every opportunity, because it's a very strong contender for the most retarded thing I've ever heard.