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Old 01-26-2011, 02:23 PM   #241
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Regarding where babies come from, a few years ago, my mom told my nephew, "babies come out of the mom like poop." He was probably 6 or 7 at the time and surprisingly he seemed satisfied with this answer.
That reminds me of a story:

Little Johnny is 6 years old, and he is curious about where he came from, so he goes to ask his father:
"Daddy, where did I come from?"
Daddy says "Go ask your mother."

So Johnny goes to find his mother, who is just getting done with her bath. He asks her, "Mommy, where did I come from?"
His mother, trying not to raise him to be uptight about human sexuality, opens her robe, spreads her legs, points to her vagina, and says "From right there."
Johnny looks very closely, and a smile slowly spreads on his face. He screams out "Woohoo!" and goes running off to tell his friends.

Johnny is happily skipping along the street, singing "I'm a lucky boy, I'm a lucky boy!"

One of the adults in the neighborhood stops him and asks him why he is so lucky.

Johnny holds up his thumb and finger about an inch apart, and says, "Because I came this close to being a turd!"

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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