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Nope, it doesn't matter how many times you read it, it's still rubbish.

Anyways, by any chance have you read the second coming of christ by Paramahansa Yogananda. If not then i suggest you read it, because everything you say could be coming from his divine lips (except for the bit about the beer and superbowl). I think you may find your book has already been written, maybe not, I wouldn't presume to know the contents of your book, but if it resembles your dribblings here then there is a good chance. Paramahansa Yogananda was a hindu who was a big shouter about jeebus, and thought that jesus and krishna were watching over us hand in hand, and that jesus was essentially a yogi that we should all try to emulate.

He set up an organisation to extol his own brand of religion called the self realisation fellowship. Look them up, you might finally find somewhere you belong.