I was in the process of sweeping some of Jerry's unwanted drivel into his 'master crap thread' when my PC froze & crashed. Once I rebooted, the tread had vanished.
In case anyone gives a shit, I've asked our uber-mistress admin to see what happened and try for a miraculous resurrection, but in case I've accidently killed it, those of you with extreme masochistic tendencies can just carry on here - no doubt the whole tedious exchange will be repeated anyway!