Maybe our Resident Retard has unearthed a plethora of previously unacknowledged worthy religions ....
1) Vegans, like religious churchgoers, regularly meet.
2) Vegans, like priests and reverends do, hustle contributions.
3) Vegans, like many religious, are certain of the truth of their views.
4) Vegans, like religious fundamentalists, attribute dishonesty to those who disagree with them.
5) Vegans, like many religious, enjoy cackling in imagined superiority over people who disagree with them.
