My parish priest was a hell of a saint.
His vestment smelled like a little boy’s taint.
He lined one hundred lads up against the wall,
And bet me fifty dollars he could suck them all.
He sucked ninety-eight, ‘till his balls turned blue,
Then he backed off, jacked off, and sucked the other two.
Ahhhh….men!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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