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calpurnpiso · 06-24-2009, 07:15 AM

I think this prayer would solve all of their problems making everyone feel included.

Latin 
*Pene-cristus Noster 
*qui es in caelis, 
*sanctificetur nomen tuum. 
*Adveniat Specu regnum tuum. 
*Fiat voluntas tua, 
*sicut in caelo et in cavernam. 
*Sacra Lactis nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, 
*et dimitte nobis castus nostra, 
*sicut et nos dimittimus casta nostris. 
*Et ne nos inducas in tentationem: 
*sed libera nos a castis mala.

English

*Our Penis-Christ 
*Who art in heaven 
*Hallowed be thy name. 
*Thy Cave kingdom come, 
*Thy will be done, 
*On earth caverns, as it is in heaven. 
*Give us this day our daily Sacred Milk, 
*And forgive us our chastity, 
*as we forgive those 
*who attempt to make us chaste. 
*And lead us not into temptation,
*But deliver us from evil chastity.

06-24-2009, 07:15 AM	#10
calpurnpiso I Live Here Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Chandler- Arizona Posts: 14,227	I think this prayer would solve all of their problems making everyone feel included. Latin  Pene-cristus Noster  qui es in caelis,  sanctificetur nomen tuum.  Adveniat Specu regnum tuum.  Fiat voluntas tua,  sicut in caelo et in cavernam.  Sacra Lactis nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie,  et dimitte nobis castus nostra,  sicut et nos dimittimus casta nostris.  Et ne nos inducas in tentationem:  sed libera nos a castis mala. English* Our Penis-Christ  Who art in heaven  Hallowed be thy name.  Thy Cave kingdom come,  Thy will be done,  On earth caverns, as it is in heaven.  Give us this day our daily Sacred Milk,  And forgive us our chastity,  as we forgive those  who attempt to make us chaste.  And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil chastity. Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.