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Kinich Ahau wrote
Hertz, I haven't shat myself in a plane yet but it's on my shit-bucket list maybe sometime soon.
There is a possibility that Jesus existed but he likely bears little resemblance to the one told in the bullshit stories, this includes life, birth, death, movements, quotes, timeline etc. almost everything is questionable. The story is told so as to fulfil jewish prophesies and meet the well established archetypes for immortal religious figures. For this reason when arguing with theists my default position is that the Jesus they are talking about certainly did not exist.
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KA
I wish you well in shitting yourself aboard an aircraft. I haven't yet managed that task but hope to, as long as it's well into my dotage.
From what I know of the time that zombie boy supposedly roamed the planet, every second Jewish male was called jebus. So exactly which jebus does the babble speak of? Maybe the babble talks about a melange of real and fictitious jebuses/jebii/jebus?
One thing is for sure. Jo and the young tart Mary most certainly did not get on a donkey in Nazareth and piss off to Bethlehem 'to be counted' somewhere around 0 AD. Firstly, Nazareth wasn't occupied in the 1st century AD and, secondly, people are counted in the area where they live, for obvious reasons. They are never counted in the town of the birth of the head of the family. How dumb do christards think people are?